The Catfish's Web Crap

Felix qui potuit rerum cognoscere causas

-Virgil


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Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Seventy-Three:
He has been a UN*X systems and IP network consultant since 1990.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest you visit Christine Jesensky or visiting the art of Matt Towler..

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Tearin' it up, "Gopher Style"
 with
Believe Hedge
Rich Kids on Coke II
 and Chemical Aunts
Call 555-7717 for tickets!

Rockin' out, "Pissed Note"
 with
Bila Afghanistania
Clunky Whee, Clunky Poo
 and Fairlight Anus 

Wednesday April 26th -- LIVE at Denny's
It's Run CIA
 .. with special guests Heat Squad
Call  (617) 555-3030 for tickets!

Tonight at Anna Maria College!
 JKLMX
 with a special solo folky performance by
Keanu Reeves (of Worcester Space Music Factory)!

Cheers,
joe