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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Machines that don't behave when you kick them.
Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number Three-Hundred and Thirty-Eight:
"Eventually, all useful network functions will be encoded in DNS or BGP or both."
- Joe Provo
Go check out Saki's World!
Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Super Saver Special movie: SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature *** Chain Gang of the Blithering Farmers from the Shamut Machine *** And Tim Curry Returns as "Eddie" in *** Chain Gang of the Undead Flag Burners from the Laundrette *** Filmed in TECHNOIR!
Cheers,
joe