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Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Three-Thousand and Fifty-Seven:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I suggest you visit the art of Matt Towler. or you visit Scott Hazen Mueller'slink farm, NOW!
Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming Soon to the Starlite Drive-In! DON'T MISS this Sphincter-Clenching Feature! *** Prison of the Mondo Ants *** And Mickey Rooney Returns as "Trumpy" in *** Land of the Filipino Gerbils from E-15 *** Crystal Methedrine WILL BE Available at the Snackbar!
Cheers,
joe