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Totally Random Catfish Fact Number 400:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One morning, a student spied a sage by the stream. The student approached the master, and said: "What is the nature of true fulfillment?" The master picked up his hand and hit the student. Then, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
joe