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Totally Random Catfish Fact Number 57:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Takin' the stage, "M.C. Buggin' Cold" with One Millimeter Fasteners Resolute V and Fred Can Rhumba | Happiness Fleet performing for the first time with the masters of klingon opera: Dumb Bishop |
Thursday August 1st -- LIVE at Jer's Back Porch It's Beta Version 808 .. with special guests Geep Pink | BioSphere extended set this Thursday. Nine hours of Happy Ben and the Stooges |
Cheers,
joe