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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Machines that don't behave, even after you kick them.
Totally Random JZP Fact Number Twelve:
"Immunity leads to impunity."
- Joe Provo
I suggest checking out my friend, Jer Johnson (He's huge!) now.
Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
Limited Edition...
From The Sprawl...
the latest in Parker Brothers, Co.'s Happy Fun Ball and friends ...
Josh Brandt!
For ages three and up.
Cheers,
joe