Joe "Catfish" Provo's Perpetually Fluctuating Web Site

You are what you wear and you wear scars
There are no mirrors in your house of cards

-The Dark


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou bawdy pottle-deep giglet, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou jarring earth-vexing codpiece, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.


Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Fourteen:
He was born in Virginia, though he has no Southern accent.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest checking out netcowboy.

Want more spew? Have a question? Ask the magic 8-ball!

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming SOON to this Theatre...

   Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of

  *** Love Slaves of the Rubber Tse-tse Flies ***

   And DeForest Kelley Returns as "Dr Plegm" in

   *** Downfall of the Wrestling Jocks ***

   Guaranteed to Terrify and Amaze!

Cheers,
joe