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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Misuse of "insure" and "ensure". The former has to do with taking out an insurance policy; the latter is to make sure or guarentee someting.
Totally Random JZP Fact Number Fourty-Five:
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Might I suggest visiting my friend, Scott Lesser; ASAP.
Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
You'll wait in line for Seasons for: Hand Drill, for SeaLab _The Y Generation_ Playset line and new IPv4 the Council of Destruction! Ingrid Bergman and Victor Mature say "Call our 900 number, and remember: Your mother".
Cheers,
joe