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Well-known Joe Provo Fact Number Two:
"Some people can't get out of the way of their own shit."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tonight at GreatWoods! Chemical Grandfathers with a special solo acoustic performance by Craig Znamierowski (of Laiienzeit Aptaubach)! | The DMA needs Bassist. We play new wave, heavily influenced by The Velvet Violet Carpets, Guys Sans Shorts, and 505 Nation. Contact Thelma at (039) 555-9099. |
Monday June 2nd -- LIVE at Red Rocks It's Happy Lads Down Eight Blocks .. with special guests Funky Pre-Emptive Strike | Tonight at Mama Kin! Massive Fishhook with a special solo acoustic performance by Mojo Nixon (of Metal Cock)! |
Cheers,
joe