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Does fuck you sound simple enough?

-Sonic Youth


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

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If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou rump-fed bum-bailey, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou gleeking bat-fowling measle, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

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Totally Random Joe Fact Number 1:
His luck improves with every chain letter he sends to the recycling bin.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I recommend checking out the MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc. or that you hop over to the web-based online game Urban Dead now.

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Nasty DECstation Goober Dismembers Wives!

Cheers,
joe