Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.
Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!
If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou venomed rump-fed barnacle, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou wayward motley-minded minnow, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.
Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "botanical" as a noun. It is an adjective; something can be "a botanical specimen" or "have botanical elements" but there is no way a product can contain "botanicals".
Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number 848:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I recommend that you hop over to New Ways Of Thinking.
Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Fulfilling their contractual agreement, "Big Kitten Computer" with BeeBone Silver Boyzzz and Chris and Marilyn | Crocodile Uniforms bringin' down the roof with ... SpaceGreat White Shark |
Tonight at The Boston Garden! Fire Ant Style with a special solo hypnotic performance by Eric Dolphy (of Prince Tornado and the Space Age Polymer Supervisors)! | Klingon Opera Would Smash Itself takin' the stage with the masters of trip-hop: Assorted Micro Divisions |
Cheers,
joe