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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Just in time for the Harvest! The BLOODIEST SPECTACLE in movie HISTORY! *** Death Spasm of the Uranium Mummies *** Together With the Equally Action-Packed *** Passion of the Ancient Pods *** BOTH Features Are Filmed in Twitch-O-Vision!!!
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