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Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number 51:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I suggest checking out Scott Hazen Mueller'slink farm and that you hop over to the online game Urban Dead.
Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Now Playing at the Gweepdome's big screen: The BLOODIEST SPECTACLE in movie HISTORY! *** Jungle of the Psychedelic Alligators *** And William Shatner Returns as "L Ron Hubbard" in *** Lost Monsters from Skull Tomb *** Guaranteed to Terrify and Amaze!
Cheers,
joe