jprovo's Unfolding Web Louou

I don't care about the paychecks
I don't care about the job sec-ur-it-eee
I don't care about the rent
you know I'm out in the front yard sawin' up bill collectors with a chainsaw

-Mojo Nixon

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Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number 58:
He owns H Mackeirnan's soul, and has a recipt to prove it.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Might I suggest checking out New Ways Of Thinking and checking out the art of Matt Towler..

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

DJ Jazzy Jeff's Tragic Confession: "I Slugged Back Bourbon and Molested Whovians for Years."

Cheers,
joe