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Totally Random Catfish Fact Number Ninety-Three:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I suggest that you hop over to some nuts I know from school at the Beardodrome. and that you hop over to Bill Marrs.
Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Just in time for Forklift Day! Based upon TRUE events... *** Treasure of the Magic Hillbillies *** With Lassie! Also *** Terror of the Radioactive Gweeps *** Definitely NOT for Mud Players!!
Cheers,
joe