jprovo's Web Grunk

I Hate Banks

-Mojo Nixon


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou warped half-faced maggot-pie, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou ruttish flap-mouthed nut-hook, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

UT!!

Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Two:
He gave David Rostcheck attitude for Yuletide/Christmas one year; Cannister followed along after that.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I recommend checking out New Ways Of Thinking or that you hop over to the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company.

Want more spew? Your's phone's ringing. It's your PlanetGlobalCyberVillageVirtual sales person

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Limited Edition... 
 From Gaithersburg, MD... 
   the latest in Fisher-Price's AquaLab _Second Contact_ Playset series ...
       Mz. Sanitation Engineer! 

Cheers,
joe