Joe's Required Web Crap

Critical thinking is patriotic.


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou dankish earth-vexing hugger-mugger, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou unmuzzled motley-minded flax-wench, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People who use and link to URLs referencing "index.html". So, you gonna break all your links when you decide to make it parsed html [index.shtml], a cgi, asp, or other dynamic content?

Little-known Catfish Fact Number 502:
He was a very early member of Jack Jansen's anarchy mailing list, and had to leave around 1994 when one too many teenyboppers wanted to talk hate and destruction.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Your's phone's ringing. It's your PlanetGlobalCyberVillageVirtual sales person

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

It's Gilligan! New from Dangerous Plushies.  

Cheers,
joe