Joseph Z Provo's Shifting Web Crap

When you carry the weight of too many yesterdays
You won't know enough to come in from the rain.

-Blake Babies


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou vain hasty-witted ratsbane, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou impertinent clay-brained shard-borne strumpet, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

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Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Eleven:
He is a member of the System Administrator's Guild

"Using the network to swat Windows flaws is like having your arms amputated instead of washing your hands."
- Joe Provo

I suggest visiting GweepCo now.

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Retro... 
 From Downtown... 
   the latest in Galoob's Devil Evil Skipper The Roach _The Early Years_ Playset series ...
       Nick Danger! 
iTooz cries, "Oh-oh, I did poopies!" 

Cheers,
joe