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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Simple misspellings. "Caching" is correct - "cacheing" is not.
Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number 980:
"Good Engineering dictates that simple ways to avoid problems from occuring is better than having to solve problems that have occured."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest checking out New Ways Of Thinking and you visit Josh Brandt; ASAP.
Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
This Minute's Hottest Toy! Seventh Wife for Fashion Plate Mr. Henky! From Tomy, LLP's Lost in Space _The Next Generation_ Playset series. Brak says "Just grab 'im in the biscuits! and remember: Your mother".
Cheers,
joe