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Might I suggest you visit my friend, Steve Richardson, NOW!
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming SOON to this Theatre... DON'T MISS this Action-Packed Feature! *** Sorority of the Pagan Crocodiles *** And don't miss Gilda Radner's last role in *** Hands of the Gonzo Accountants *** Prozac WILL BE Available at the Snackbar!
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