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Totally Random Catfish Fact Number 9:
"Your pink metronome heart pounds the beat of your own march to meaty death. NOW is all you've got so quit wasting it, you whiny apologists for the status quo."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, a disciple came upon a sage by the well. Said the student to the master: "What is the secret to justice?" Upon hearing this, the master picked up a branch and struck the student. In that moment, the disciple became the old master.
Cheers,
joe