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Well-known Joe Fact Number Nine:
"I hold the reigns of evolution, twisting my own DNA strand like so many plastic snake-like ball puzzles!"
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest you visit Noah Vawter shifty crackpot or you visit the MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc..
Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Sunday July 29th -- LIVE at WAG It's Overwomen for The Tooth Fairy .. with special guests PianoSaurus Stomach | Appearing for one time only this Wednesday - Ticked Green Underroos with Monster Lapdance and Spankings For Goddess!! |
Fulfilling their contractual obligation, "Quiet Tornado" with The Elton John Project Waihyip Sheep and Wetting Strawberries | Einuestuch Heissenwachach jammin' with the masters of rasta: Digital Despair |
Cheers,
joe