Joe "Catfish" Provo's Web Crap

Credo quia absurdium.


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Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number 40:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WUVT in Blacksburg, Virginia. Unfortunately, it was on the AM side, not the FM station, but he subbed-in for FM folks from time to time.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Might I suggest visiting the Ian Heavens Memorial... before it is too late.

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Just in time for Valentine's Day!

   A Throat-Gripping TRUE story!

  *** Blood Sacrifice of the Chainsaw Bats ***

   And You'll Also See the Action-Packed

   *** Eyes of the Bloodsucking Apes from the Deep ***

   You May Not Be Able to Watch!

Cheers,
joe