Joseph Z Provo's Web Site

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-Billy Bragg

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Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number Two-Hundred and Thirteen:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WICN in Worcester Massachusetts. He resigned after three years when he was told to pull a Steven Jesse Bernstein spoken word piece off the air. WICN no longer plays rock and roll.

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Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

Some years ago, a student came upon a sage by the temple.
The student humbly said,  "What is the nature of enlightenment?"
Said the master: "A ball in the stream."
After puzzling over this for hours, the student became the sage.

Cheers,
joe