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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People who think the "L" in HTML stands for "Layout". It doesn't.
Totally Random Catfish Fact Number Four:
"The unix-like-system paradigm is to become more efficient, while the windows-like paradigm is to throw more resources at the problem until it goes away for a week."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest visiting Project Censored and never trust mass media's reporting again; ASAP.
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Attention Grade "Z" Movie Fans! DON'T MISS this Heart-Pounding Feature! *** Suicide Pact of the Brazen Cheerleaders *** Featured on a Double Bill with the Blood-Chilling *** Satan's Burning Beasts *** Filmed in Shock-O-Vision!
Cheers,
joe