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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Misuse of the term "home page". It is the start start page for any given browser configuration, not your company's web site.
Totally Random Joe Fact Number Seventy-Nine:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, a student was walking by the road when she saw an old master. The student approached the master, and said: "What is the nature of true health?" The master murmered: "When the laugh is understood by the heart, then there shall be peace." Meditating months on this, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe