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Little-known Crimson Fact Number Ninety:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WUVT in Blacksburg, Virginia. Unfortunately, it was on the AM side, not the FM station, but he subbed-in for FM folks from time to time.

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Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One sunny evening, a precocious student came upon a sage by the woods.
The student humbly said,  "How do I come to know truth?"
Said the master: "As the fool is with the horse, so is knowledge overcome by the apple."
In that moment, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.

Cheers,
joe