Joe "Catfish" Provo's Frequently Rotating Web Crap

Credo quia absurdum.

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou yeasty onion-eyed horn-beast, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou gleeking base-court nut-hook, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

"Our [humans'] only significance is that we can comprehend how truly insignificant we are."
- Joe Provo

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Hey Love-birds...

   SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature

  *** Brides of the Unspeakable Goddesses from the Dark Side of the Moon ***

   Featured on a Double Bill with the Sphincter-Clenching

   *** Death Ray of the Scantily Clad Geeky Roommates ***

   You won't believe your eyes!!!!

Cheers,
joe