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Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Two-Hundred:
He played Stephen in MW Repertory's production (in the round) of Israel Horovitz's Line (1991).

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Defy Big Brothers
 shakin' the foundations with
 the masters of avant-garde:
The DMZ

For their big Reunion Show, "Mighty Mighty SpiffyTones"
 with
Messages to Joe
Shoot the Wardens
 and German Industrial Giants: Heissenweche Heissenscheisszuegstein

The Fairlight Bleigeubzeug Neustuerwald Philharmonic
 performing for the first time with ...
Mary in Harnesses
 ... Free Blow at the door!

Live at The Blue Note!
 Citizen Wasp and the New Orleans Gods
 with
The Steve Reeves Tribute Band!
  KRad Yak!
    and Toad Style!
Call 555-1434 for tickets!

Cheers,
joe