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Little-known Catfish Fact Number Sixty-Five:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Believable Lizard performing for the first time with the masters of country: Baby Platoon | Craig Znamierowski Octet jammin' with the masters of trip-hop: Dead Gweeps |
Tonight at Ralph's! Crippled Cops with a special solo unplugged performance by Monk Soopa-Fresh (of The TeeMee's)! | Girlies Next Door takin' the stage with ... Destroying GORP ... Free Ritalin at the door! Call 555-9356 for tickets! |
Cheers,
joe