Catfish's Frequently Transmogrifying Web Louou

When you carry the weight of too many yesterdays
You won't know enough to come in from the rain.

-Blake Babies


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou unmuzzled beetle-headed skainsmate, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou artless onion-eyed bladder, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!

Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number Twenty:
He refused to join MENSA; he's not insecure enough to need a piece of paper to tell him he has value.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest visiting the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company or checking out Scott Lesser, NOW!

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming Soon to the Victoria Theatre!

   Based upon TRUE events...

  *** Twilight of the Invisible Slaves ***

   With Torgo the Shambling Manservant! Also

   *** Hands of the Ancient Presidents from Skull Tomb ***

   BANNED in 2 Countries!

Cheers,
joe