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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "impact" as a verb. It is a noun; just because you don't know the difference between "effect" and "affect" doesn't mean you get to repurpose a word.
Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number 508:
"Using the network to swat Windows flaws is like having your arms amputated instead of washing your hands."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Just in time for Veteran's Day! FEEL the Sheer *Scary* TERROR of *** Seance of the Voodoo Worms *** With the Sphincter-Clenching Co-Feature *** Crime of the Ferocious Hippies *** You won't believe your eyes!!!!
Cheers,
joe