jprovo's Web Crap

Sed quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

-Juvenal


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou fobbing flap-mouthed vassal, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou roguish fool-born wagtail, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Verb usage of the noun "architect". An architect plans and designs structures and generally is in charge of their construction.

Little-known Joe Fact Number 602:
He is a member of the USENIX Association

"You cannot defend your principles by violating them."
- Joe Provo

I suggest you visit my friend, Jack Jansen.

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Prepare to have an accident in your pants for:
 Space Outfit and Ice Planet Allah!
From Little Tikes's Leopard-Bunch and friends. 
Cluefulness not included.  

Cheers,
joe