jprovo's World-Wide-Weirdness

we will pour our jars in reservoirs
and turn the world off

-Tear Garden

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Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number 27:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WICN in Worcester Massachusetts. He resigned after three years when he was told to pull a Steven Jesse Bernstein spoken word piece off the air. WICN no longer plays rock and roll.

"If this crap keeps up, I'm going to drive over there, lop off heads and limbs, and BOWL people's SKULLS into their own BLOODY STUMPS."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

Retro Accordian for CHiPs _Third Contact_ Playset! 
From Galoob, Inc.! 
In stores now! 
Some restrictions apply.

Cheers,
joe