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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Fools who can't use turn signals when driving.
Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number Two-Hundred and Nine:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I recommend you visit Jack Jansen and visiting Jer Johnson (He's huge!); ASAP.
Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tonight at WTBD's Studio! Swarm with a special solo a capella performance by Happy Ben (of ByWorld)! Call 555-9907 for tickets! | You won't want to miss this year's Space Burrito Awareness Festival! FIVE BANDS! Front 111 Wedal Sporks for Lapdance Bangkok Baroque Churn The Artist Formerly Known as Tom Servo . . . with the vicious Edward Heath! |
Whale Style headlining an all ages show with the masters of folk: The Diving Kneecaps | The Lower Wedge extended set this Friday. Eight hours of Societies of India |
Cheers,
joe