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- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Boys In the Hood appearing for one time only with ... KRad Chameleon | Vicious Flame playing their last show with the masters of ska-top-40: Dragon Roger |
Kickin' it one time old school next year - KewlTones with Smashing Jelly Babies and The Presbyter Tylenol Dealer Ten!! | Wet Cooks headlinin' in an all-star gig with ... Fish the Fast Sprocket ... Free Ginseng at the door! |
Cheers,
joe