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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | G. Willikers Family Restaurant extended set this Thursday. Nine hours of the Landscapers | Tonight at Naked Tim's Living Room! Beta Version 808 with a special solo mellow performance by Nick Danger (of Chemical Rumpus)! |
Larchheads ripping the roof off with ... Copper Lady Call (613) 555-0828 for tickets! | Ripping the roof off, "The Reverb Boy" with Mosquitoheads Guys Lacking Tuxedos and Brown Randee |
Cheers,
joe