Crimson's Web lou-WOW!

An eye for an eye
A tooth for a tooth
and anyway I told the truth
and I'm not afraid to die.

-Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou hasty-witted lout, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou spleeny tickle-brained puttock, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Misuse of the term "home page". It is the start start page for any given browser configuration, not your company's web site.

Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Four-Hundred:
He refused to join MENSA; he's not insecure enough to need a piece of paper to tell him he has value.

"Some people can't get out of the way of their own shit."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Just in time for Summer Solstice!

   A Spine-Tingling TRUE story!

  *** Living Dead Insomniacs ***

   Featured on a Double Bill with the Blood-Chilling

   *** Bondage of the Reckless Goddess ***

   From Miracle Pictures.  If it's a Good Picture, it's a Miracle.

Cheers,
joe