Joe's Web Pages

Did you know that there is only one 15 letter word in the English language that can be spelled without repeating a letter? That word is "uncopyrightable".


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou dankish tickle-brained lewdster, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou saucy ill-breeding canker-blossom, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.


Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number 200:
He refused to join MENSA; he's not insecure enough to need a piece of paper to tell him he has value.

"Of course in the post Xday world, the ONLY useful currency will be ours. The "Bob" Buck, Slack Silver, Connie Crown, and Yeti Yen will be the only thing accepted by Xist bankers (other than Pink pelts, though that is a bit rustic...)"
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest you visit Jack Jansen, Scott Lesser, or SETI at home, how YOU can directly help SETI efforts.

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Attention Adult Movie Fans!

   Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of

  *** Throne of the Unspeakable Fiends ***

   With the Spine-Tingling Co-Feature

   *** Rubber Wedge Rats from Store 24 ***

   NO ONE will be Admitted During the Bone-Chilling conclusion!

Cheers,
joe