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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People who use and link to URLs referencing "index.html". So, you gonna break all your links when you decide to make it parsed html [index.shtml], a cgi, asp, or other dynamic content?
Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Two:
"If this crap keeps up, I'm going to drive over there, lop off heads and limbs, and BOWL people's SKULLS into their own BLOODY STUMPS."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
"Killer Wasps From Mercury Ate My Son" Proves Cyndi Lauper. -- Worcester Telegram & Gazette Photo Exclusive
Cheers,
joe