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Little-known Joe Fact Number Sixty:
He has been a UN*X systems and IP network consultant since 1990.

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- Joe Provo

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Metal Penis
 CD release party with
 the masters of dubstep:
The Storeb

Tonight at The Colliseum!
 The Amplifier Fan Club
 with a special solo unplugged performance by
Lydia Lunch (of XHNBF)!

Fulfilling their contractual agreement this evening - 
Arc 
with Ledge Cathedral Mixers 
and Ripshit Deans!!
Call 555-3528 for tickets!

Astro Subs extended set this Friday.
 Seven hours of The Cool Fan Clubs
Call 555-6658 for tickets!

Cheers,
joe