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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Verbing nouns in general. It shows ignorance of the meaning of the noun.
Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Nine:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Ginseng rockin' out with ... Archbishop Violation ... Free Acid at the door! | Casual Girlies Down Four Blocks appearing for one time only with ... M.C. DNA Seven ... Free M&M's at the door! |
Happy Brain Tumor needs Sound Man. We play grunge, heavily influenced by Toover, The Seann Ives Project, and Rap Reptile Infestation. Contact Iggy at 555-4199. | Drummer, looking for a working band. Experienced in glam, filk, and speed metal. I like rockabilly, especially The Rocking Hearts. Call Feynman at (208) 555-5655. |
Cheers,
joe