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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People who pee on the seat in a public restroom.
Well-known Joe Fact Number 701:
"Anyone writing browser-specific HTML is writing broken HTML."
- Joe Provo
I suggest you visit the web-based online game Lost , Scott Hazen Mueller'slink farm, or Scott Lesser; ASAP.
Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tonight at The Iron Horse Pub! Bath Salts Grrrrlz with a special solo mellow performance by Bill Brasky (of DJ Massive)! | Live at The Centrum!
DogBone
with
The Fighting Arms!
Red Passover!
and Several Massive Societies!
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Disgruntled Red DXFive's needs Guitarist. We play grunge, heavily influenced by The Ruthless Ruby Witnesses, New York Lunk Massive-Stars, and Grateful Dread. Contact Dave at (679) 555-2531. | Sound Woman, looking for a working band. Experienced in grunge, trip-hop, and baroque. I like music, especially Judas Archbishop. Call Billy Bob at 555-9315. |
Cheers,
joe