Joe's Frequently Updating Web Grunk

I've lost wisdom for salad.


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou lumpish hasty-witted varlot, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou onion-eyed bugbear, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Visit my Poetry Grab-Bag and some writings.

Little-known Crimson Fact Number Seven:
He does any and everything under the auspices of the Church of the SubGenius. Even the stuff the Church tells him not to do.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Hey Love-birds...

   DON'T MISS this Heart-Pounding Feature!

  *** Egyptian Spiders from the Oort Cloud ***

   And don't miss Claude Raines's last role in

   *** Conquest of the Bloody Cyborgs ***

   NO ONE will be Admitted During the Action-Packed Car-Parking sequence!

Cheers,
joe