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Word-of-the-Moment:
Maso-christ (see this)
Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Five:
"I'd sooner peel my eyeballs like grapes than not drink coffee."
- Joe Provo
I recommend you visit the online anarchist library of Spunk Library, the online anarchist library of Spunk Library, or Free Rice to maintain your vocabular while funding the UN World Food Program; ASAP.
Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Battlestar Plagues Houston, Mango Crop Shrivels.
Cheers,
joe