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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Automated systems using 12-hour clocks.
Totally Random Joe Fact Number One:
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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Norwegian Proctologists Insist: Crippled TARDIS In Orbit Around Mars! -- Hidden Camera Reveals All!
Cheers,
joe