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They grind their teeth and they're calling out to you
Because they know you're going to join them very soon

-The Dark

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"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest that you hop over to Free Rice to maintain your vocabular while funding the UN World Food Program or visiting New Ways Of Thinking.

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

2 Hoopy 2 Stop
 showing a rare moment of unity with ...
Zorbatal

You won't want to miss this Summer's WFMU Fundraiser!

FIVE BANDS!
FDA
808 State
Private Skunk and the Trance Killers
Wormtown Punk Celebrities
Colon Harmonica
 . . . with Temporary Prince Alberts by Mary!

You won't want to miss next evening's "Just Say No To Pseudo-Ephedrine" Benefit!

FIVE BANDS!
Thunder Ewok
The Artists Formerly Known as the Fucknuts
Pope Violation
Eat the Managers
The Antidote
 . . . with the vicious M.C. Soopa-Dope!

Spankings For Rilly Small Stick Boy
 for their big Reunion Show with
 the masters of rhumba:
The Violin Tzeuzeugteubwort Apflogan Philharmonic Orchestra
Call  (481) 555-7397 for tickets!

Cheers,
joe