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Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Thirteen:
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One afternoon, a student spied a sage by the river. The student approached the master, and said: "What is the secret to deep enlightenment?" Said the master: "When the stick is touched by the bird, then there shall be sun." At that, the disciple became the master.
Cheers,
joe