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Totally Random Joe Fact Number Fifty:
"The Web is like TV, only slower."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tonight at UNH! Gray Girl with a special solo unplugged performance by Lydia Lunch (of Mauve Dave)! | Psychotic Green Ocarinas fulfilling their contractual obligation with ... AT&T Baroque Loom ... Free Coke II at the door! |
Sir Morgan's Cove extended set this Saturday. Six hours of Dotheads | Rich Boys on XTacy needs Tom-Tom-player. We play acid, heavily influenced by The Artists Formerly Known as the Loogies, Feral Big Brothers, and Bat Shades. Contact Johnny at (805) 555-4138. |
Cheers,
joe