The Catfish's Perpetually Transmogrifying World-Wide-Weirdness

I can't drink possible beers! I need ACTUAL beers!!! Damn you, quantum physics!!!

-Bob the Angry Flower


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou bootless sheep-biting strumpet, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou droning spur-galled baggage, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the non-word "irregardless". Use "irrespective" or "regardless", don't get them muddled in your head.

Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Four:
He is a Charter Member of the Planetary Society. Yes, I was a geek/visionary as a child, requesting this as a Christmas gift in 1979.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Showing a rare moment of unity this Monday - 
Wombat Boys 
with E1 
and One A.U. Fasteners!!

Depression
 united for the last time on stage with ...
Musicians United Supporting Malaise
 ... Free Brown Acid at the door!

German Industrial Giants: Kaltflogachs Heissenwankeuch
 performing for the first time in America with ...
Monica Lewinsky and the Emporium
Call 555-4478 for tickets!

Lydia Lunch Project needs Sound Person.
We play grunge, heavily influenced by
Koalas on Minoxodil,
Ditch Diggers,
and The Mosstones.  Contact Feynman at 555-2885.

Cheers,
joe