Catfish's Fluctuating Web Grunk

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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Women with giant handbags carried over their shoulder with no sense of how much space the are using. On public transit, especially.

Totally Random Joe Fact Number Sixteen:
He did research in the rare book room at the Library of Congress.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming Soon to the Leominster Drive-In!

   You WON'T Want to Miss

  *** Forbidden Pleasures of the Merciless Aliens ***

   And For the First Time on the Continent

   *** Attack of the Blood-Drenched Creatures ***

   BANNED in 14 Countries!

Cheers,
joe