Catfish's Durn Junk

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Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!

Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number 4:
His luck improves with every chain letter he sends to the recycling bin.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Might I suggest you visit the online anarchist library of Spunk Library.

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Dubya Bush's Strap-on needs Bassist.
We play soul, heavily influenced by
The Yer Ma Function,
Altar Boy Position,
and A Autumn Rage.  Contact Cosey at 555-2537.

101 Nation
 kickin' it one time old school with
 the masters of filk:
The Thelonius Chunk Six

Lord Maimer and the Exploding Family Boulder needs Drummer.
We play rasta, heavily influenced by
Believable Bug,
Huge Offense,
and Detroit Ambient Works.  Contact Iggy at  (414) 555-7786.

Monday May 7th -- LIVE at J.T. Coopers 
It's Dudes Lacking Lids (U.K.)
 .. with special guests Cleo's Shoe Horn

Cheers,
joe