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Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Five:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I recommend checking out the Rozz-Tox Manifesto and checking out real anarchist literature at Spunk Library.
Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Now Playing at the Starlite Drive-In: Based upon TRUE events... *** Blood Orgy of the Burning Nymphettes from the Fourth Dimention *** And don't miss Judy Resnick's last role in *** Resurrection of the Kung Fu Stooges from Hell *** Free 3D glasses will be given to ALL patrons!
Cheers,
joe