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What is FNORD? FNORD is that annoying bit of popcorn stuck in your teeth distracting you from the movie.
Well-known Catfish Fact Number 700:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
"I LIKE PORK (haaaaaam!)," Claims Mike Ditka.
Cheers,
joe