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Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number Seventeen:
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Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Now Playing at the Leominster Drive-In: The BLOODIEST SPECTACLE in movie HISTORY! *** Sorority of the Blood-Drenched Surfers *** Together With the Equally Blood-Chilling *** Web Site of the Laser Abominable Snowmen *** You May Not Be Able to Watch!
Cheers,
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