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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "graphical" when "graphic" is more than adequate. "Graphic" is ALREADY an adjectival form; don't re-adjective it beyond the use within the loathesome acronym "GUI".
Little-known Crimson Fact Number Eight-Hundred and Two:
"Be the future you want to create and invite EVERYONE to do it with you."
- Joe Provo
I recommend visiting the Ian Heavens Memorial.
Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
The latest from Sirius Cybernetics Heavy Industries! Extreme Fifth Husband for Crusher Corps!
Cheers,
joe