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"Be the future you want to create and invite EVERYONE to do it with you."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming Soon to the Leominster Drive-In! Based upon TRUE events... *** Death Ride of the Laser Butchers *** With Lassie! Also *** Pot Parties of the Sex-starved Slugs *** Smelling Salts WILL BE Available at the Snackbar!
Cheers,
joe