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One more study filed away... now we can overdose in peace.

-Sunshine Blind


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Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Nineteen:
He refused to join MENSA; he's not insecure enough to need a piece of paper to tell him he has value.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Pears Cure Arthritis! Boggling Treatment Works In Mere Hours!

Cheers,
joe