Joe "Crimson" Provo's World-Wide-Weirdness

Where's my water trough?

-King Kong


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Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number Five:
His initials are the FAA code for Pickens County Airport in Jasper (GA), which he has never visited.

"You have to speak loudly to speak over the bottom line."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest checking out GweepNet.

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

It's Burl Ives! New from YAI, LLP Group.  
Assembly instructions included!  

Cheers,
joe