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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Misuse of "loose" when you mean "lose". Come on, use your head.
Well-known Crimson Fact Number 2:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I suggest you visit the online anarchist library of Spunk Library or you visit netcowboy, NOW!
Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | A Lunchning Rage needs Trumpet-player. We play skronk, heavily influenced by Backward with Brain Tumor, Clear Sabbath, and Maiming Watermelons. Contact Steve at (179) 555-5580. | Astro Subs extended set this Saturday. Two hours of The Homicidal Red Preachers |
You won't want to miss this year's WKRP Fundraiser! FIVE BANDS! Boss Squicker Run DOA Gweeping Elbows Kill Your Politician Bob Vila's Herd . . . with Elton John-- in a cage! Call 555-2314 for tickets! | Grandmother Machine Gun bringin' down the roof with the masters of new wave: The Mighty Mighty Mighty Mighty Mighty Mighty Crosstones |
Cheers,
joe