Catfish's Changing Site

An eye for an eye
A tooth for a tooth
and anyway I told the truth
and I'm not afraid to die.

-Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds


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Visit my Poetry Grab-Bag and some writings.

Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number Three:
He is a member of the System Administrator's Guild

"The Web is like TV, only slower."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Super Saver Special movie:

   You WON'T Want to Miss

  *** Feast of the Two-Headed Wenches ***

   Together With the Equally Horrific

   *** Dr. Blood's Pagan Gladiators ***

   Free XTacy will be given to Everyone in the first fourteen rows!

Cheers,
joe