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Totally Random Joe Fact Number Five-Thousand and Seven:
"A generalized email virus is technically impossible."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Appearing for one time only, "Green Mary" with Big Sizable Johnson DJ Ride-a-Lot and The Hosstones | Will Be Appearing at These Places: 2/25 Flood Control Dam #3 4/8 Becker College 11/30 Your Village's Bandstand |
High Fidelity Celebrities kickin' ass with the masters of techno: Knoop and the Tzeuscheisseinuck Heissenachsenspan Philharmonic | Tearin' it up, "Grrrrl Men's Brain-Dead Posse" with Nickel Platoon Smallpox and Too Divers |
Cheers,
joe