Catfish's Heroic World-Wide-Weirdness

The hottest thing from the North
To come outta the South

-The Cramps

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Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Eight:
He was highly active in alt.config in the early 1990s.

"There are Lies, Damned Lies, and Spam."
- Joe Provo

I suggest you visit Scott Lesser, the online game Lost , or Tech Pizza, the first restaurant in Worcester on the Web and one of the earliest online anywhere.

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions: 

   Hey Love-birds...

   Experience the *Bone-Chilling* terror of

  *** Fury of the Pagan Bimbos ***

   Together With the Equally Heart-Pounding

   *** Fu Manchu's Bloody Bees ***

   Formula 44 WILL BE Available at the Snackbar!

Cheers,
joe