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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "graphical" when "graphic" is more than adequate. "Graphic" is ALREADY an adjectival form; don't re-adjective it beyond the use within the loathesome acronym "GUI".
Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number One:
"Any sufficeintly large application of caffeine is indistinguishable from happiness."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest that you hop over to some nuts I know from school at the Beardodrome., some nuts I know from school at the Beardodrome., or the art of Matt Towler. now.
Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Screaming Mouth Stuns Scientists!
Cheers,
joe