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Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number 27:
"If this crap keeps up, I'm going to drive over there, lop off heads and limbs, and BOWL people's SKULLS into their own BLOODY STUMPS."
- Joe Provo
Go check out Saki's World!
Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
Retro Accordian for CHiPs _Third Contact_ Playset! From Galoob, Inc.! In stores now! Some restrictions apply.
Cheers,
joe