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Sloppiness.
Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number 80:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tonight at UMASS Amherst! VCRhead with a special solo unplugged performance by Steve Reeves (of Poplar Hill)! | The Blue Note extended set this Thursday. Nine hours of KGB |
Singer, looking for a working band. Experienced in rap, rhythm&blues, and dubstep. I like acid, especially Stubborn R. Call Cosey at (146) 555-9220. | You won't want to miss this evening's Gweepapalooza! FIVE BANDS! Rage Against The Wastebasket Loo Pissers Shot Programmers Violetland Ripshit Babies . . . with S&M Glasses available at the concessions! Call 555-4955 for tickets! |
Cheers,
joe