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Little-known JZP Fact Number 60:
"You may not be able to get a contact high, but you sure can get contact stress."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
It's Wind-Up Craig Pierantozzi! New from RCN. Some assembly required.
Cheers,
joe