Joseph Z Provo's Shifting Crap

I have a gun in my head
I'm invisible
I can't find the ice

-Throwing Muses

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"Facts are not partisan. Lies are not "valid opinions"."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

Some years ago, a precocious student came upon a sage by the well.
Said the student to the master: "What is the nature of wisdom?"
Upon hearing this, the master bounced a flower off the student's back.
With that, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.

Cheers,
joe