Joe "Catfish" Provo's Web Crap

A critical eye is the core of American patriotism. Blind faith is the core of facism.

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou reeky rump-fed mumble-news, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou beslubbering dizzy-eyed harpy, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

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"When I look out over a lawn, the grasses grow and shrink to even up!"
- Joe Provo

I suggest you visit the art of Matt Towler..

Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Cheers,
joe