Joe's Perpetually Mutating Web lou-WOW!

I've lost wisdom for salad.

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"With the death of our mythology comes the death of our imaginations."
- Joe Provo

Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Performing for the first time in America this weekend - 
FooNoo Dolls 
with Stubborn W 
and PianoSaurus Jihad!!

Jeep Blue
 showing a rare moment of unity with ...
The Sadly St00pid
 ... Free Vivarin at the door!
Call 555-0347 for tickets!

The Junqueees
 showing a rare moment of unity with
 the masters of waltz:
The Artists Formerly Known as the BlowStoats

GreatWoods extended set this Friday.
 Nine hours of Messiah Position

Cheers,
joe