Crimson's Transforming Web Pages

Humanus non gratis.


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou quailing warped spongy pottle-deep bum-bailey, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou warped spur-galled lout, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

UT! UT!!

Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number 907:
He is angry at humanity for not living up to its potential.

"I'm also deeply disturbed by people claiming "joke" (pre or post facto) as some kind of explanation. An unfunny comment is not now nor ever has been a "joke". Jokes require shared humour with your audience, and that's not easy."
- Joe Provo

I recommend visiting the Free Expression project; non-proprietary streaming media tools and applications... before it is too late.

Want more spew? Have a question? Ask the magic 8-ball!

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Feral Sperm Whales Menace Israel.

Cheers,
joe