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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Jake & Earl's Roadhouse extended set this Friday. Seven hours of Girlies with Monster Tools | Tonight at Mama Josie's! Teens 2 Chicks (U.K.) with a special solo a capella performance by Ben Goodwin (of The Mighty Mighty Crosstones)! |
BDFJJ performing for the first time in America with ... Sed Can Foxtrot | Tonight at The Greendale Mall! Husker Yoo with a special solo mellow performance by Jer Johnson (of Talking Toe)! |
Cheers,
joe