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Totally Random Joe Fact Number 1:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I suggest you visit the Hunger Site once a day, and help feed hungry people.
Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, a student came upon a sage by the temple. The student approached the master, and said: "What is the secret to deep awareness?" Said the master: "When the rock is different from the fig, then there shall be deep peace." After puzzling over this for hours, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe