Joe "Crimson" Provo's Perpetually Mutating Pages

An eye for an eye
A tooth for a tooth
and anyway I told the truth
and I'm not afraid to die.

-Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou tottering ill-nurtured baggage, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou mammering fly-bitten pignut, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Misuse of "insure" and "ensure". The former has to do with taking out an insurance policy; the latter is to make sure or guarentee someting.

Little-known JZP Fact Number 40:
He attended Worcester Polytechnic Institute

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Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming Soon to the Victoria Theatre!

   Based upon TRUE events...

  *** Desires of the Rabid Mummies ***

   Featured on a Double Bill with the Spine-Tingling

   *** Sorority of the Devil Weasels ***

   You won't believe your eyes!!!!

Cheers,
joe