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Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Seven-Hundred and Five:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Worcester's Autumnfest extended set this Friday. Eight hours of Bob Spores's Underground | Tearing down the walls next year - St00pidTones with White Youth and Shot Prostitutes!! |
Jammin', "Cardinal Position" with M.C. Soopa-Hip Big Funky Dingo and KTKHS | Sound Person, looking for a working band. Experienced in rhythm, classical, and trance. I like speedhardcore, especially The Mighty Mighty Mosstones. Call Billy Bob at 555-2216. |
Cheers,
joe