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Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Seventy-Three:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I suggest you visit Christine Jesensky or visiting the art of Matt Towler..
Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tearin' it up, "Gopher Style" with Believe Hedge Rich Kids on Coke II and Chemical Aunts Call 555-7717 for tickets! | Rockin' out, "Pissed Note" with Bila Afghanistania Clunky Whee, Clunky Poo and Fairlight Anus |
Wednesday April 26th -- LIVE at Denny's It's Run CIA .. with special guests Heat Squad Call (617) 555-3030 for tickets! | Tonight at Anna Maria College! JKLMX with a special solo folky performance by Keanu Reeves (of Worcester Space Music Factory)! |
Cheers,
joe