"Catfish" Joe's Perpetually Warping Web Louou

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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Machines that don't behave when you kick them.

Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number Three-Hundred and Thirty-Eight:
He produced MW Repertory's staging of Neil Simon's Last of the Red Hot Lovers (1991). That was the first MW show to turn a profit; all were amazed.

"Eventually, all useful network functions will be encoded in DNS or BGP or both."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Super Saver Special movie:

   SEE the TERRIFYING New Feature

  *** Chain Gang of the Blithering Farmers from the Shamut Machine ***

   And Tim Curry Returns as "Eddie" in

   *** Chain Gang of the Undead Flag Burners from the Laundrette ***

   Filmed in TECHNOIR!

Cheers,
joe