Crimson's Transmogrifying Web Page

Critical thinking is patriotic.


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou droning fat-kidneyed dread-bolted nut-hook, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou puny flap-mouthed dewberry, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People who use and link to URLs referencing "index.html". So, you gonna break all your links when you decide to make it parsed html [index.shtml], a cgi, asp, or other dynamic content?

Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number Five:
He kissed his ass goodbye on X-day. That's the SubGenius doomsday/salavtion that was on July 5th 1998. He laughed all the way to the saucers.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Might I suggest checking out my friend, Ian Heavens Memorial... before it is too late.

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Live at G. Willikers Family Restaurant!
 Hunky See, Dunky Do
 with
The Albuquerque Destroyers!
  Overlord Johnny Polycarbonate!
    and Skunk Style!

The Village Vanguard extended set this Thursday.
 Eight hours of DJ Mountain Dew and the Fresh Corporal

Knoop Sheepy Dog and the Unterienzeit Heissenwankglauben Philharmonic
 ripping the roof off with ...
Joe Provo's Fan Club
 ... Free Sex Chemicals at the door!

Live at Jer's Back Porch!
 Marv Albert Project
 with
The UDMA Poots!
  Ten Metric Armies!
    and Thunder Kitten!

Cheers,
joe