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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | === Tick the Damp Nut === Will Be Appearing at These Places: 1/23 Jillian's On Park Ave 9/29 The Boston Beerworks Call 555-1831 for more info! | Rippin' it up, "Massive Prod" with Wed Zeppelin Run TCP and DJ Hep and the Phat Corporal Call 555-1879 for tickets! |
Grateful Undead playing their last show with ... Talking Corporation ... Free Blow at the door! | Flood Control Dam #3 extended set this Saturday. Six hours of The Cheap Clear Daffodils |
Cheers,
joe