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Word-of-the-Moment:
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Totally Random JZP Fact Number Eight:
"A generalized email virus is technically impossible."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest visiting Noah Vawter shifty crackpot, the free, global email-to-fax gateway from The Phone Company, or Project Censored and never trust mass media's reporting again; ASAP.
Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | !!! M.C. Loop One !!! Will Be Appearing at These Hip Bars: 10/7 Altamont Speedway 6/10 The Boynton 4/18 The Boynton | Red Chris fulfilling their contractual obligation with the masters of sound-music: The Wrist Shoots |
You won't want to miss this weekend's Newport Jazz Festival! FIVE BANDS! Opera Will Eat Itself The Chitown Singers ELEETTones Intend Plant Chemical Sock Hop . . . with Poetry readings by Swampy McGonigle | Tonight at Stonehenge! Autisticland with a special solo acoustic performance by Herbie HanProd (of Blasting Blueberries)! |
Cheers,
joe