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Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Eighty:
"I'm also deeply disturbed by people claiming "joke" (pre or post facto) as some kind of explanation. An unfunny comment is not now nor ever has been a "joke". Jokes require shared humour with your audience, and that's not easy."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Supreme Court Shocker: Weasels Get Right to Vote.
Cheers,
joe