Catfish's Updating Web Grunk

He's speed racer and he drive real fast.

-DEVO


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Sloppiness.

Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number 80:
He gave David Rostcheck attitude for Yuletide/Christmas one year; Cannister followed along after that.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Might I suggest you visit Current Weather Conditions in the CSL, NOW!

Want more spew? Have a question? Ask the magic 8-ball!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Tonight at UMASS Amherst!
 VCRhead
 with a special solo unplugged performance by
Steve Reeves (of Poplar Hill)!

The Blue Note extended set this Thursday.
 Nine hours of KGB

Singer, looking for a working band.
Experienced in rap, rhythm&blues,
and dubstep.  I like acid, especially
Stubborn R.
Call Cosey at  (146) 555-9220.

You won't want to miss this evening's Gweepapalooza!

FIVE BANDS!
Rage Against The Wastebasket
Loo Pissers
Shot Programmers
Violetland
Ripshit Babies
 . . . with S&M Glasses available at the concessions!
Call 555-4955 for tickets!

Cheers,
joe