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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Now Playing at the Victoria Theatre: Based upon TRUE events... *** Death Scream of the Killer Clowns *** Together With the Equally Sphincter-Clenching *** Attack of the Robot Geeky Roommates *** You won't believe your eyes!!!!
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