jprovo's Web Crap

Somewhere there's a smile with my name on it.

-The Replacements


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Word-of-the-Moment:
Maso-christ (see this)

Little-known Crimson Fact Number Ten:
He is a member of the Rho Kappa cast of Alpha Psi Omega, the national Honorary Dramatic Fraternity.

"Good Engineering dictates that simple ways to avoid problems from occuring is better than having to solve problems that have occured."
- Joe Provo

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Grateful Dead
 rockin' the house with
 the masters of skronk:
Mighty KewlTones

Live at Your Village's Bandstand!
 Rocking Butt
 with
Sir Tuesday and the Trance Socks!
  Paul McCartney Duo!
    and Demented Radish!

The Diving Hairs
 kickin' ass with
 the masters of hardcore:
Mighty Mighty Mighty HoopyTones
Call  (847) 555-7794 for tickets!

Live at The Iron Horse Pub!
 Teens In Town
 with
Rural Jam!
  Front 821!
    and Claymores for Spanking!
Call  (161) 555-6988 for tickets!

Cheers,
joe