Crimson's Web Grunk

I Want The Battleship, Ethyl!


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "impact" as a verb. It is a noun; just because you don't know the difference between "effect" and "affect" doesn't mean you get to repurpose a word.

Little-known Catfish Fact Number Two:
He has run the K12.MA.US Domain Registry since 1994.

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Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

This Hour's Hottest Toy!
 Hum-V, for Crusher Gang series 
   and new Prom Queen Sidney Poitier! 
 
Batteries not included.  

Cheers,
joe