Joseph Z Provo's Transforming World-Wide-Weirdness

Rednecks and bombs
don't make us strong.

-Dead Kennedys


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What is FNORD? FNORD is the little squeak your bedroom floor makes when you get up to get a drink of water after a really, really bad dream.

Well-known Joe Fact Number Four:
His luck improves with every chain letter he sends to the recycling bin.

"You have to speak loudly to speak over the bottom line."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest you visit netcowboy; ASAP.

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One day, a seeker spied a sage by the stream.
The student approached the master, and said: "How do I come to know true truth?"
The master picked up a rod and hit the student ten times.
At that, the student became Enlightened.

Cheers,
joe