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-The Cramps


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What is FNORD? FNORD is a palindrome for "Total Frontal Lobotomy"!

Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Eight:
He can speak with authority when he says the Anarchist's Cookbook is a piece of COINTELPRO crap. He was left a copy in a friend's will.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest that you hop over to real anarchist literature at Spunk Library.

Want more spew? Your's phone's ringing. It's your PlanetGlobalCyberVillageVirtual sales person

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
The M.C. Escher Ten needs Drummer.
We play dub, heavily influenced by
DJ Nif-T and the Groovy Citizen,
Thunder Mosquito Razor,
and The Rolling Cements.  Contact Liz at 555-9359.

The Sahara extended set this Thursday.
 Four hours of Flock of Tigers

Good Ol' Imps
 jammin' with
 the masters of rhythm:
Rhonda's Big Big Ass
Call  (520) 555-3171 for tickets!

Live at The Colliseum!
 The Artists Formerly Known as the Gorehounds
 with
Rich Teens on Formula 44!
  Downy Plate Tectonics!
    and Ledge Confessional Killers!
Call 555-9046 for tickets!

Cheers,
joe