"Catfish" Joe's Junk

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Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number Sixty-Seven:
He owns H Mackeirnan's soul, and has a recipt to prove it.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Might I suggest that you hop over to my friend, Steve Richardson now.

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Hey Love-birds...

   FEEL the Sheer *Throat-Gripping* TERROR of

  *** Kiss of the Headless Hamsters from Another Galaxy ***

   With the Blood-Chilling Second Feature

   *** Waxworks of the Laser Warriors ***

   You'll SHUDDER at the UNBELIEVABLE Spectacle!!

Cheers,
joe