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Word-of-the-Moment:
Balance

Well-known Joe Provo Fact Number Two:
He once got someone drunk to sign a check to the Church of the SubGenius.

"Some people can't get out of the way of their own shit."
- Joe Provo

I suggest that you hop over to Project Censored and never trust mass media's reporting again or visiting the browser-based game Urban Dead.

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Tonight at GreatWoods!
 Chemical Grandfathers
 with a special solo acoustic performance by
Craig Znamierowski (of Laiienzeit Aptaubach)!

The DMA needs Bassist.
We play new wave, heavily influenced by
The Velvet Violet Carpets,
Guys Sans Shorts,
and 505 Nation.  Contact Thelma at  (039) 555-9099.

Monday June 2nd -- LIVE at Red Rocks
It's Happy Lads Down Eight Blocks
 .. with special guests Funky Pre-Emptive Strike

Tonight at Mama Kin!
 Massive Fishhook
 with a special solo acoustic performance by
Mojo Nixon (of Metal Cock)!

Cheers,
joe