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Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number 705:
"The unix-like-system paradigm is to become more efficient, while the windows-like paradigm is to throw more resources at the problem until it goes away for a week."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest you visit the Mid-Atlantic Infoshop.
Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
The latest from XTX Group! Really the best Guitar for Happy Fun Ball!
Cheers,
joe