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What is FNORD? FNORD is the salve for chapped lips.
Well-known Joe Fact Number 3:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I suggest visiting the web-based online game Urban Dead, Scott Lesser, or Project Censored and never trust mass media's reporting again.
Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One misty morning, a student was walking by a large tree when he met a learned master. The student approached the master, and said: "What is the soul of a boy?" The master picked up a rock and hit the student three times. With that, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
joe