The Catfish's Web Page

Where's my water trough?

-King Kong

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou gleeking bat-fowling pumpion, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou cockered pignut, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

"Be the disruptive change you wish to see in the world."
- Joe Provo

I suggest visiting the Mid-Atlantic Infoshop and checking out the Rozz-Tox Manifesto, NOW!

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

Some years ago, a student saw a master by the well.
"Oh Master," said the student, "What is the nature of joy?"
The master said: "When the star is around the river, then there shall be sunrise."
In that moment, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.

Cheers,
joe