Joe's Frequently Mutating Web Page

Nothing he's got he really needs
Twenty-first century schizoid man.

-King Crimson


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Run from oncoming train at a 45-degree angle cutting the perpendicular between the direction it is coming and the direction from which you came.

Little-known Catfish Fact Number Sixty-Five:
He is a member of the System Administrator's Guild

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Believable Lizard
 performing for the first time with
 the masters of country:
Baby Platoon

Craig Znamierowski Octet
 jammin' with
 the masters of trip-hop:
Dead Gweeps

Tonight at Ralph's!
 Crippled Cops
 with a special solo unplugged performance by
Monk Soopa-Fresh (of The TeeMee's)!

Girlies Next Door
 takin' the stage with ...
Destroying GORP
 ... Free Ritalin at the door!
Call 555-9356 for tickets!

Cheers,
joe