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Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Four:
"I stink so deliciously, instead of bugs, hummingbirds are attracted - and they fly away DRUNK!"
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Grok Shrubbery fulfilling their contractual obligation with the masters of new wave: Minister | Tonight at UNH! Soup with a special solo folky performance by Noah Vawter (of Azure Acne)! |
Tonight at The Watch City Brewery and Grille! Past Noise of Yellowknife with a special solo a capella performance by Lou Reed (of Sister Claymore)! | Tonight at Bison County! Damn Your Politician with a special solo acoustic performance by Seann Ives (of Sleep-Deprived Happy Hamsters)! |
Cheers,
joe