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Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number 4:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Dubya Bush's Strap-on needs Bassist. We play soul, heavily influenced by The Yer Ma Function, Altar Boy Position, and A Autumn Rage. Contact Cosey at 555-2537. | 101 Nation kickin' it one time old school with the masters of filk: The Thelonius Chunk Six |
Lord Maimer and the Exploding Family Boulder needs Drummer. We play rasta, heavily influenced by Believable Bug, Huge Offense, and Detroit Ambient Works. Contact Iggy at (414) 555-7786. | Monday May 7th -- LIVE at J.T. Coopers It's Dudes Lacking Lids (U.K.) .. with special guests Cleo's Shoe Horn |
Cheers,
joe