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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Super Saver Special movie: You WON'T Want to Miss *** Feast of the Two-Headed Wenches *** Together With the Equally Horrific *** Dr. Blood's Pagan Gladiators *** Free XTacy will be given to Everyone in the first fourteen rows!
Cheers,
joe