Joseph Z Provo's Often Warping Web Stuff

I used to be disgusted
Now I try to be amused

-Elvis Costello


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou quailing milk-livered puttock, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou beslubbering beetle-headed varlot, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "botanical" as a noun. It is an adjective; something can be "a botanical specimen" or "have botanical elements" but there is no way a product can contain "botanicals".

Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Eleven:
He had classes with Joger, and knew who it was.

"When I look out over a lawn, the grasses grow and shrink to even up!"
- Joe Provo

Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
You won't want to miss this evening's Lamerpalooza!

FIVE BANDS!
Ticked Managers
The Politicians
The Whyte Allens
Ersatz Bros. Coffee
Brain-Dead Locusts
 . . . with Kilroy playing Pin-The-Tail-On-Liz Phair

The Artists Formerly Known as the The
 playing their last show with ...
Deep Purple
 ... Free Canteloupe Pie at the door!

Foot Fairlight
 rippin' it up with ...
Squick the SysAdmins

Live at Bison County!
 Judas Rabbi
 with
Paisley Pee-Pee!
  Judas Minister!
    and Emporea of Germany!

Cheers,
joe