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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Verbing nouns in general. It shows ignorance of the meaning of the noun.
Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number Fourty-Two:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Might I suggest visiting the online anarchist library of Spunk Library right away!
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming Soon to the Starlite Drive-In! You WON'T Want to Miss *** Spawn of the Pulsating Coeds *** And For the First Time in America *** Hors d'Oeuvres of the Future Pygmies *** Definitely NOT for the Weak of Mind!!
Cheers,
joe