Joe "Catfish" Provo's Frequently Rotating Web Stuff

Did you know that there is only one 15 letter word in the English language that can be spelled without repeating a letter? That word is "uncopyrightable".


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou unmuzzled ill-breeding measle, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou fawning bat-fowling clotpole, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Simple misspellings. "Caching" is correct - "cacheing" is not.

Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number 7010:
He builds systems and network by the Tao.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming Soon to Paris Art Cinema!

   FEEL the Sheer *Blood-Chilling* TERROR of

  *** Santa Claus Conquers the Burning Worm Eaters ***

   Featured on a Double Bill with the Blood-Chilling

   *** Pot Parties of the Venusian Nazis ***

   Definitely NOT for the Weak of Mind!!

Cheers,
joe