Joseph Z Provo's Modulating Web Junk

I don't know about your brain- but mine is really bossy.
I come home from a day on the golf course and I find all these messages scribbled on wrinkled up scraps of paper
And they say thing like: Why don't you get a real job?
Or: You and what army?
Or: Get a horse.

-Laurie Anderson


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou surly tardy-gaited strumpet, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou warped loggerheaded bat-fowling maggot-pie, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "impact" as a verb. It is a noun; just because you don't know the difference between "effect" and "affect" doesn't mean you get to repurpose a word.

Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Seven:
He was on the Editorial board of Pathways for many years, even after leaving WPI.

"If MS-DOS seems to be doing something sensible... be suspicious."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

The latest from RCN, Inc.!
 New +2 Short Sword for Happy Fun Ball! 

Cheers,
joe