Joe "Catfish" Provo's Web Pages

Sure as you can't steer a train
You can't change your fate

-They Might Be Giants


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou paunchy rough-hewn maggot-pie, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou saucy dizzy-eyed boar-pig, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Sloppiness.

Little-known Crimson Fact Number Seven:
He dislikes coconut.

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Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Hey Love-birds...

   A Scary TRUE story!

  *** Highway of the Albino Wedge Rats ***

   And Larry "Bud" Melman Returns as "Doctor Phibes" in

   *** Death Scream of the Wrestling Bimbos ***

   Guaranteed to Terrify and Amaze!

Cheers,
joe