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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People who use and link to URLs referencing "index.html". So, you gonna break all your links when you decide to make it parsed html [index.shtml], a cgi, asp, or other dynamic content?
Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number Five:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Might I suggest checking out my friend, Ian Heavens Memorial... before it is too late.
Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Live at G. Willikers Family Restaurant!
Hunky See, Dunky Do
with
The Albuquerque Destroyers!
Overlord Johnny Polycarbonate!
and Skunk Style!
| The Village Vanguard extended set this Thursday. Eight hours of DJ Mountain Dew and the Fresh Corporal |
Knoop Sheepy Dog and the Unterienzeit Heissenwankglauben Philharmonic ripping the roof off with ... Joe Provo's Fan Club ... Free Sex Chemicals at the door! | Live at Jer's Back Porch!
Marv Albert Project
with
The UDMA Poots!
Ten Metric Armies!
and Thunder Kitten!
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Cheers,
joe