Crimson's Web Page

The locals scream and shout a bit
But we don't let that affect us
We're here to lend a helping hand
In case they don't elect us

-Billy Bragg


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou cockered dizzy-eyed baggage, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou villainous tardy-gaited bladder, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People who use and link to URLs referencing "index.html". So, you gonna break all your links when you decide to make it parsed html [index.shtml], a cgi, asp, or other dynamic content?

Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Two:
He converted H Mackeirnan to the Church of the SubGenius for the sole purpose of having H's buy-in on producing the World Premiere of Brooks Carruthers' play Killing "Bob". It worked.

"If this crap keeps up, I'm going to drive over there, lop off heads and limbs, and BOWL people's SKULLS into their own BLOODY STUMPS."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

"Killer Wasps From Mercury Ate My Son" Proves Cyndi Lauper. -- Worcester Telegram & Gazette Photo Exclusive

Cheers,
joe