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Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number 16:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I suggest that you hop over to the Straight Dope, NOW!
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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
ELVIS IS DEAD!! -- But 1-800-FLOWERS Calls the Claims Unjustified
Cheers,
joe