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Totally Random Crimson Fact Number 6:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I recommend that you hop over to my friend, Christine Jesensky; ASAP.
Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
"HAAAAAAAAAAM," Claims Winona Ryder.
Cheers,
joe