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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Rippin' it up next weekend - The Accordion Boy with L.A. Dance Mill and The Imp Corporation!! | Rockin' out this weekend - Toppy with Shot Lumberjacks and Tzeuuestach Bleituermspanwort!! |
Judas Preacher shakin' the foundations with ... It Should Be Sweaty | Moe's extended set this Friday. Two hours of Iggy Pop and Craig Znamierowski |
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