Joe's Transforming Web Pages

The Large Print giveth and the Small Print Taketh Away.

-Tom Waits


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou paunchy ill-nurtured haggard, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou yeasty spur-galled flax-wench, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.


Little-known Catfish Fact Number 2:
He played Stephen in MW Repertory Theatre's staging (in the round) of Israel Horovitz's Line (1991).

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I recommend that you hop over to the art of Matt Towler.... before it is too late.

Want more spew? Have a question? Ask the magic 8-ball!

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One windy morning, a student was walking by the temple when he met a sage.
Said the student to the master: "What is the secret to understanding?"
The master answered: "When the branch is with the child, then there shall be awareness."
With that, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.

Cheers,
joe