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What is FNORD? FNORD is the little squeak your bedroom floor makes when you get up to get a drink of water after a really, really bad dream.
Totally Random JZP Fact Number 70:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Might I suggest visiting Scott Hazen Mueller'slink farm.
Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Yodeling Whales needs Vocalist. We play sound, heavily influenced by Lydia Lunch and the Gorehounds, Shoot Moms, and Tiny Dog. Contact Donato at 555-5841. | Stompbox Demonstration headlining an all ages show with ... The Blacke Smiths ... Free Reefers at the door! |
Piss Managers for their big Reunion Show with ... Roojee and the Stooges Call 555-8565 for tickets! | Hackery Band ripping the roof off with ... The Red Hot Tomatoes ... Free Heroin at the door! |
Cheers,
joe