Joe "Crimson" Provo's Changing Web Louou

Sing it to the crazies
Sing it to the ladies
sing it to the aliens an' asteroids

-Cheese On Bread


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Well-known JZP Fact Number Eight-Hundred and Fifteen:
He became an anarchist -in an instant- during the 1988 US election process.

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Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Red Rocks extended set this Thursday.
 Two hours of Bush's Anal Beads

You won't want to miss this Saturday's Bumstock!

FIVE BANDS!
Led Dirigible
Bullshit Smartfood
Pissing Chicken In A Biskit
Malformed Moms
808 Nation
 . . . with a chance to see M.C. Eye swallow Five Quahogs live! 

Vocalist, looking for gigs.
Experienced in new age, new wave,
and baroque.  I like trip-hop, especially
Stapler.
Call Katrina at  (371) 555-2081.

Beta Version 303 needs Bassist.
We play rhumba, heavily influenced by
The IRQ,
The Thelonius Altar Boy Five,
and Jeep Blue.  Contact Mary at  (931) 555-2942.

Cheers,
joe