Joe "Crimson" Provo's Perpetually Mutating World-Wide-Weirdness

Get a life, not a lifestyle.


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou currish unchin-snouted skainsmate, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou venomed ratsbane, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Word-of-the-Moment:
Panopticism

Little-known Catfish Fact Number 28:
He hung out with and helped out at the start of the Worcester "Food Not Bombs" group. He feels like crud because he hasn't stayed involved.

"If someone has enough time for politics, they clearly need more real work to do."
- Joe Provo

Might I suggest that you hop over to Tech Pizza, the first restaurant in Worcester on the Web and one of the earliest online anywhere, NOW!

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Coming Soon to the Tri-View Drive-In!

   FEEL the Sheer *Scary* TERROR of

  *** Fangs of the Wacked Out Warriors ***

   Featured on a Double Bill with the Throat-Gripping

   *** Eyes of the Mutant Doctors ***

   Free Mexican Stoplight Candy will be given to Everyone in the first fourteen rows!

Cheers,
joe