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If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou fobbing fool-born pigeon-egg, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou currish onion-eyed scut, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.
Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Misuse of the term "home page". It is the start start page for any given browser configuration, not your company's web site.
Little-known Joe Fact Number Nine:
"Just say NO to geek c0de, d00D! (Signature virii went away, signature virii went away, signature virii went away... )"
- Joe Provo
Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.
Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, a student was walking by the market when he met a master. "Oh Master," said the student, "How can I make justice?" Said the master: "As the stillness is driven by the night, so is moon touched by the stillness." Then, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
joe