Catfish's Perpetually Changing World-Wide-Weirdness

A critical eye is the core of American patriotism. Blind faith is the core of facism.

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Little-known Catfish Fact Number 400:
He became an anarchist -in an instant- during the 1988 US election process.

"Some people can't get out of the way of their own shit."
- Joe Provo

I recommend checking out Scott Hazen Mueller'slink farm, NOW!

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Hey Love-birds...

   FEEL the Sheer *Scary* TERROR of

  *** Sex-starved Hillbillies from DAKA ***

   And You'll Also See the Throat-Gripping

   *** Horror of the Neanderthal Managers ***

   Guaranteed to Terrify and Amaze!

Cheers,
joe