Crimson's Frequently Fluctuating Junk

I Don't Wanna Be a Pinhead No More

-The Ramones


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
People who pee on the seat in a public restroom.

Well-known Joe Fact Number 701:
He was highly active in alt.config in the early 1990s.

"Anyone writing browser-specific HTML is writing broken HTML."
- Joe Provo

I suggest you visit the web-based online game Lost , Scott Hazen Mueller'slink farm, or Scott Lesser; ASAP.

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Tonight at The Iron Horse Pub!
 Bath Salts Grrrrlz
 with a special solo mellow performance by
Bill Brasky (of DJ Massive)!

Live at The Centrum!
 DogBone
 with
The Fighting Arms!
  Red Passover!
    and Several Massive Societies!

Disgruntled Red DXFive's needs Guitarist.
We play grunge, heavily influenced by
The Ruthless Ruby Witnesses,
New York Lunk Massive-Stars,
and Grateful Dread.  Contact Dave at  (679) 555-2531.

Sound Woman, looking for a working band.
Experienced in grunge, trip-hop,
and baroque.  I like music, especially
Judas Archbishop.
Call Billy Bob at 555-9315.

Cheers,
joe