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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Rude people.
Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Seven-Hundred:
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Might I suggest visiting netcowboy, the art of Matt Towler., or Mikael Cardell... before it is too late.
Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Dead Knife-Murderer Wills Twenty-Eight Allen Wrenches to Greta Garbo.
Cheers,
joe