Crimson's Web lou-WOW!

If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum.

-Ancient Chinese proverb

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"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Jammin' this year - 
HooKoo Dolls 
with S&M Rasta Churn 
and Magic Fingerhead!!

Kickin' it one time old school this evening - 
Grateful Bread 
with The Curtain Fan Club 
and The Crosstones!!

Glaubner's Disease
 headlining an all ages show with ...
Sizable Werewolfy

  =*=  Big Blowjob =*=
Will Play at These Cool Clubs:
7/25          Club Bohemia 
8/16          Chicago's Springfest 
Call 555-6122 for more info!

Cheers,
joe