Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.
Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!
If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou mewling bat-fowling codpiece, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou puny hedge-born vassal, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.
What is FNORD? FNORD is a palindrome for "Total Frontal Lobotomy"!
Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Eight:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I suggest that you hop over to real anarchist literature at Spunk Library.
Want more spew? Your's phone's ringing. It's your PlanetGlobalCyberVillageVirtual sales person
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | The M.C. Escher Ten needs Drummer. We play dub, heavily influenced by DJ Nif-T and the Groovy Citizen, Thunder Mosquito Razor, and The Rolling Cements. Contact Liz at 555-9359. | The Sahara extended set this Thursday. Four hours of Flock of Tigers |
Good Ol' Imps jammin' with the masters of rhythm: Rhonda's Big Big Ass Call (520) 555-3171 for tickets! | Live at The Colliseum!
The Artists Formerly Known as the Gorehounds
with
Rich Teens on Formula 44!
Downy Plate Tectonics!
and Ledge Confessional Killers!
Call 555-9046 for tickets!
|
Cheers,
joe