Crimson's Shifty World-Wide-Weirdness

Kidnapping by any other name is still kidnapping.


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "herbal" as a noun. It is an adjective; something can be "an herbal supplement" or "an herbal remedy", but "an herbal" by itself is meaningless. An herbal WHAT?

Totally Random Catfish Fact Number Two-Hundred:
He hung out with and helped out at the start of the Worcester "Food Not Bombs" group. He feels like crud because he hasn't stayed involved.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest visiting the Montreal Biodome PenguinCam.

Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Now Playing at Paris Art Cinema:

   Based upon TRUE events...

  *** Prophecy of the Walking Dead Scoutmaster ***

   With the Scary Co-Feature

   *** Dagger of the Scantily Clad Geeky Roommates from Beyond the Stars ***

   You won't believe your eyes!!!!

Cheers,
joe