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Toynbee ideas in Kubrick's 2001 resurrect dead on planet Jupiter .
Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number 13:
"A good part of system administration is intimidating the system into doing what you want."
- Joe Provo
I suggest visiting the online anarchist library of Spunk Library or checking out some nuts I know from school at the Beardodrome..
Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | SpaceTiger shakin' the foundations with the masters of dub: The PeeEee's | ### Hossland ### Will Play at These Cool Venues: 5/24 The Iron Horse Pub 6/23 Worcester State College Call (447) 555-4338 for more info! |
Tonight at G. Willikers Family Restaurant! Feral Lemon Curry with a special solo Ritalin-induced performance by Eric Dolphy (of The London Exploders)! | You won't want to miss this year's L-O-L-A-palooza! FIVE BANDS! TigerBone Rabbi Violation Tiger the Ruthless Gear Infrared Boys Tin Grrrrlz . . . with live demos of body piercing by Czar Explode-a-Lot! |
Cheers,
joe