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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming Soon to the Tri-View Drive-In! Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of *** Hors d'Oeuvres of the Cosmic Smog Monster from Planet X *** With the Spine-Tingling Co-Feature *** Flag Burning Flying Saucers from Beyond the Grave *** Filmed in SplatterVision!
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