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Little-known Joe Fact Number One-Hundred:
"Shoggoth-i-os? The great taste of amorphous blob - NOW in a CAN!"
- Joe Provo
I recommend that you hop over to the art of Matt Towler. and that you hop over to the Free Expression project; non-proprietary streaming media tools and applications now.
Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
Just in time for St. Tibb's Day - from Galoob Bowie Knife and Kerosene-Drinking Mr. Millionaire! From Sirius Cybernetics's Lost in Space _The Z Generation_ Playset and friends. Cattle-prod not included.
Cheers,
joe