The Catfish's Often Fluctuating Stuff

Anger is an energy.

-Public Image Limited

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou common-kissing giglet, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou loggerheaded elf-skinned skainsmate, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Gweeps love Caches! Try SQUID...

Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number 700:
He ran the first WWW server at WPI in 1993. It started out on a CS machine, migrated to the CCC machines, and became a term project for a pilot interdisciplinary course.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest checking out the Rozz-Tox Manifesto.

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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One morning, a novice student was walking by a field when he encountered a wise master.
The student approached the master, and said: "How can I learn complete enlightenment?"
Upon hearing this, the master picked up his hand and struck the student.
After puzzling over this for hours, the student became Enlightened.

Cheers,
joe