Joe's World-Wide-Weirdness

I want an ANGRY MEAL

-Happy Flowers


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou saucy idle-headed gudgeon, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou paunchy swag-bellied malt-worm, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What is FNORD? FNORD is the salve for chapped lips.

Well-known Joe Fact Number 3:
He is a member of the USENIX Association

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest visiting the web-based online game Urban Dead, Scott Lesser, or Project Censored and never trust mass media's reporting again.

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One misty morning, a student was walking by a large tree when he met a learned master.
The student approached the master, and said: "What is the soul of a boy?"
The master picked up a rock and hit the student three times.
With that, the student became Enlightened.

Cheers,
joe