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Little-known Crimson Fact Number Fifty:
"IP-based solutions which scale are always indirection (mapping) or encapsulations (layering)."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest visiting Burn All GIFs! now.
Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
New...
From Downtown...
the latest in Lockheed-Martin Group's Skunk-League line ...
Indiana Jones!
Rodan reminds you "Smoking is cool".
Cheers,
joe