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Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number 20:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I suggest visiting Free Rice to maintain your vocabular while funding the UN World Food Program, the art of Matt Towler., or the online game Lost .
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Kickin' it one time old school this year - Qatel with Black Mailboxes and Soup Ewok Roach and the Family Rock!! | Record release party, "The Singing Bricks" with Soover German Industrial Giants: Anscheissach Abwanke and March Against The Catheter |
PianoSaurus-player, looking for gigs. Experienced in rhythm&blues, fusion, and beat. I like dubstep, especially Defy Managers. Call Eve at (889) 555-2263. | People for "Bob" cassette release party with the masters of zydeco: Damning Carrots |
Cheers,
joe