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"WebTV - Finally MSN users have people to flame."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Metal Penis CD release party with the masters of dubstep: The Storeb | Tonight at The Colliseum! The Amplifier Fan Club with a special solo unplugged performance by Lydia Lunch (of XHNBF)! |
Fulfilling their contractual agreement this evening - Arc with Ledge Cathedral Mixers and Ripshit Deans!! Call 555-3528 for tickets! | Astro Subs extended set this Friday. Seven hours of The Cool Fan Clubs Call 555-6658 for tickets! |
Cheers,
joe