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What is FNORD? FNORD is a thousand matches lighting at once.
Little-known Catfish Fact Number Four-Thousand and Six:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I suggest visiting my friend, the art of Matt Towler..
Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Burglar Uses Queen Isabel's Arm for DECstation. -- Photo of the Year!
Cheers,
joe