Joseph Z Provo's World-Wide-Weirdness

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Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Eight:
His favorite colour is squant.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Live at The Blue Note!
 Yoove Posse
 with
Loud Crusade!
  Tylenol Boys!
    and Beelzebub's Accordion Boy (U.K.)!

You won't want to miss this Spring's WPI Quadfest!

FIVE BANDS!
Z.Z. Wop
Diphallic Supervisors
DMZ
Youth Women's Dumb Tribe
AEJ and Corporal Soopa-Cool
 . . . with Floyd playing Pin-The-Tail-On-Seann Ives

  =*=  A Morning Vendetta =*=
Will Be Appearing at These Groovy Pubs:
1/17          Ping's Garden 
5/27          BioSphere 
Call  (872) 555-6144 for more info!

  -*-  Happiness Army -*-
Are Scheduled To Play at These Marvelous Bars:
8/8          Jillian's On Lansdowne 
2/5          J.J. Foodees  
3/26          Flood Control Dam #3

Cheers,
joe