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"Anyone writing browser-specific HTML is writing broken HTML."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | -*- Proof-of-Concept 909 -*- Will Be Appearing at These Clubs: 4/4 College of the Holy Cross 4/1 The Above Club 11/4 Red Rocks Call (318) 555-5579 for more info! | Crystal Pepsiheads kickin' ass with ... The Wardens Call 555-4153 for tickets! |
PooverSonic fulfilling their contractual agreement with the masters of party: Babies Etc. | Monday July 2nd -- LIVE at Albuquerque's Fallfest It's FishBone .. with special guests A Morning Grudge Match |
Cheers,
joe