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Totally Random Joe Fact Number Thirty:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tonight at JFK Jr. High Auditorium! DJ KRad Ice K with a special solo folky performance by Nick Danger (of The Riding Cinders)! | Horse Shirts DVD-A release party with ... DDT ... Free Coke II at the door! |
Tearin' it up, "Intend Sapling" with Shoop and the Loogies The Artists Formerly Known as the Reptiles and Fresh Wasp | <<< Cock Rings For Foghorn Leghorn >>> Will Be Appearing at These Pubs: 6/23 Worcester Technical Institute 1/4 BioSphere 10/1 Denny's 1/25 WINO's Studio 6/11 Durgin Hall 10/25 Steve's House 10/26 Reginald's Auditorium |
Cheers,
joe