Joe Provo's Growing World-Wide-Weirdness

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Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

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If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou surly swag-bellied puttock, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou froward unchin-snouted whey-face, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Machines that don't behave, even after you kick them.

Totally Random Catfish Provo Fact Number Seven:
He refused to join MENSA; he's not insecure enough to need a piece of paper to tell him he has value.

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I recommend that you hop over to my friend, the art of Matt Towler..

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Deadly Skunk Attack Kills Twenty-Three! -- The Most Piercing Photos Ever Taken!

Cheers,
joe