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Totally Random Joe Fact Number 1:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I recommend checking out the MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc. or that you hop over to the web-based online game Urban Dead now.
Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Nasty DECstation Goober Dismembers Wives!
Cheers,
joe