Joe "Catfish" Provo's Transmogrifying Web Site

You are what you wear and you wear scars
There are no mirrors in your house of cards

-The Dark


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou dankish villainous craven ill-nurtured death-token, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou puny ill-nurtured flirt-gill, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

UT! UT!!

Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number Six:
He has partied with the Stony Brook Literary Underground since they invaded FNORD-L (aka bit.listserv.fnord-l) in 1992. It is all in the name of modern literature.

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Might I suggest checking out Scott Hazen Mueller'slink farm, the art of Matt Towler., or the art of Matt Towler..

Want more spew? Have a question? Ask the magic 8-ball!

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

William Shatner to "Weird Al" Yankovic: Drop Acid or It's Over.

Cheers,
joe