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Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Thirty-Two:
"I'd sooner peel my eyeballs like grapes than not drink coffee."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One hot evening, a student was walking by the well when he met a sage. The student approached the master, and said: "What is the nature of deep health?" The master said: "When the sunrise is shrouded by the bird, then there shall be boy." Meditating weeks on this, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
joe