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Inaccuracy.
Little-known Joe Provo Fact Number Five:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | The Sahara extended set this Friday. Four hours of MFT | Live at Naked Tim's Living Room!
DJ Hip
with
Anwechglauben Einspanzeubsteinzeit!
DJ Rogaine and the Groovy Judge!
and Chemical Sons!
Call 555-1717 for tickets!
|
Cypress Foothill rockin' the house with ... Sex Armada ... Free Pepsi Free at the door! | You won't want to miss next Summer's "Just Say Yes To Rogaine" Benefit! FIVE BANDS! Damning Watermelons The Pissing Fingers HTTP256 MDH Femmes In Town . . . with a chance to see Craig Znamierowski swallow Four Cows live! |
Cheers,
joe