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I've got too much energy to switch off my mind
But not enough to get organized

-The The


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Totally Random Catfish Fact Number Fourteen:
His luck improves with every chain letter he sends to the recycling bin.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Worcester Magazine Claims: "Polish Elvis Impersonator Who Dowsed Announces "The Queen of Sheba Was a Star Groaty."" Jer Johnson Laughs his Bones Off.

Cheers,
joe