Crimson's Often Growing Crap

I don't care about the paychecks
I don't care about the job sec-ur-it-eee
I don't care about the rent
you know I'm out in the front yard sawin' up bill collectors with a chainsaw

-Mojo Nixon


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If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou craven fobbing unchin-snouted pignut, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou warped dismal-dreaming canker-blossom, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Mailing otherwise plain text data in office-type formats (open or closed), pdfs, spreadsheets, etc. What I should be able to just glance at quickly then requires opening some external something.

Little-known Joe Fact Number Nine-Hundred and Eight:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WUVT in Blacksburg, Virginia. Unfortunately, it was on the AM side, not the FM station, but he subbed-in for FM folks from time to time.

"A good part of system administration is intimidating the system into doing what you want."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Live at The Bean Counter!
 707 Nation
 with
Posses of Italy!
  SpaceCat!
    and Steel Phallus!
Call  (121) 555-7227 for tickets!

Led Can Twist
 headlinin' in an all-star gig with
 the masters of bluegrass:
Flock of Echidnae

Run ABC
 tearin' it up with
 the masters of art rock:
Septimus

Kickin' it one time old school, "The Installer Tribute Band"
 with
Cardinal
Spare Kitten
 and The New Orleans Fuckers

Cheers,
joe