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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Mailing otherwise plain text data in office-type formats (open or closed), pdfs, spreadsheets, etc. What I should be able to just glance at quickly then requires opening some external something.
Little-known Joe Fact Number Nine-Hundred and Eight:
"A good part of system administration is intimidating the system into doing what you want."
- Joe Provo
Go check out Saki's World!
Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Live at The Bean Counter!
707 Nation
with
Posses of Italy!
SpaceCat!
and Steel Phallus!
Call (121) 555-7227 for tickets!
| Led Can Twist headlinin' in an all-star gig with the masters of bluegrass: Flock of Echidnae |
Run ABC tearin' it up with the masters of art rock: Septimus | Kickin' it one time old school, "The Installer Tribute Band" with Cardinal Spare Kitten and The New Orleans Fuckers |
Cheers,
joe