The Catfish's Often Shifting Web Junk

Eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs! Eyeballs everywhere!
Eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs! Floating through the air!

-The Cramps

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou errant earth-vexing flax-wench, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou jarring flirt-gill, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Might I suggest that you hop over to my friend, Scott Lesser... before it is too late.

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Clue Shitters
 for their big Reunion Show with ...
Splat
 ... Free Marijuana at the door!

  =#=  Jer Johnson's Experience =#=
Are Scheduled To Play at These Clubs:
3/6          D.B. GoodTimes  
3/10          Altamont Speedway 
Call 555-6545 for more info!

Headlining an all ages show, "The Screaming Stomachs"
 with
QuooverSonic
Blowjobs For Optimus Prime
 and Riderheads
Call 555-1434 for tickets!

Spare Pup
 bringin' down the roof with
 the masters of industrial:
The Fucking Colons

Cheers,
joe