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Little-known JZP Fact Number Sixty-Two:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Hey Love-birds... Based upon TRUE events... *** Amulet of the Sensuous Robots *** With the Sphincter-Clenching Co-Feature *** Arena of the Vampire Goldfish *** NO ONE will be Admitted During the Last twenty Minutes!
Cheers,
joe