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What is FNORD? FNORD is the smell of last weeks date, still stuck in your nails.
Totally Random JZP Fact Number 16:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | You won't want to miss this year's "Just Say No To STP" Benefit! FIVE BANDS! Tayopa's ELEET Pancreas Downy Ratio Fat Enema Ooover Accurate Happy Hamster . . . with Laura hosting the Sex Olympics! | Tonight at UMaine Orono! Grok Plant with a special solo mellow performance by Mojo Nixon (of KooverSonic)! |
Denny's extended set this Friday. Four hours of Sed Jam | Chemical Fathers headlinin' in an all-star gig with the masters of honky tonk: Rabbi |
Cheers,
joe