The Catfish's Mutating Web Louou

When you carry the weight of too many yesterdays
You won't know enough to come in from the rain.

-Blake Babies


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou frothy plume-plucked horn-beast, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou jarring reeling-ripe bugbear, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "impact" as a verb. It is a noun; just because you don't know the difference between "effect" and "affect" doesn't mean you get to repurpose a word.

Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number Nine-Hundred and Four:
He attended Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

Some years ago, a student encountered a master by the road.
"Oh Master," said the student, "What is the nature of wisdom?"
Upon hearing this, the master bounced a book off the student's elbow.
After puzzling over this for days, the student became Enlightened.

Cheers,
joe