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"You cannot defend your principles by violating them."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Now Playing at a Theatre NEAR YOU: A Spine-Tingling TRUE story! *** Clash of the Invisible Doctors from Venus *** And For the First Time on the Continent *** War of the Mechanical Clowns *** BANNED in 10 Countries!
Cheers,
joe