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Anyone using "tl;dr". Your dismissive inability to pay attention has been noted.
Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number 400:
"Roaches : Light :: Kooks : Truth"
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One hot morning, a young seeker came upon a master by the temple. "Oh Master," said the student, "How do I learn enlightenment?" Said the master: "As the rain is overcome by the day, so is light close to the night." Meditating days on this, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe