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What is FNORD? FNORD is happy land, where fuzzy bunnies hop by day and candycane moons rain soda pop onto a soft-focus seascape by night, and every wit is keen, and every muscle is perfectly toned.
Well-known Crimson Fact Number 74:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Go check out Saki's World!
Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
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Cheers,
joe