"Catfish" Joe's Often Fluctuating Web Crap

I've lost wisdom for salad.


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou beslubbering base-court ratsbane, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou loggerheaded hasty-witted baggage, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Visit my Poetry Grab-Bag and some writings.

Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number 50:
He was in the NIC WHOIS database before the InterNIC and DDN WHOIS databases split. There's still info in the DDN WHOIS. Look up the tag "JZP".

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Just in time for Ash Wednesday!

   Experience the *Unearthly* terror of

  *** River of the Feral Farmers ***

   Featured on a Double Bill with the Sphincter-Clenching

   *** Yoke of the Colossal Women ***

   NO ONE will be Admitted During the Throat-Gripping Car-Parking sequence!

Cheers,
joe