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What is FNORD? FNORD is the smell of last weeks date, still stuck in your nails.
Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number 700:
"The Web is like TV, only slower."
- Joe Provo
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Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Now Playing at a Theatre NEAR YOU: FEEL the Sheer *Gripping* TERROR of *** 60 Foot Witches from Skull Tomb *** And Gallagher Returns as "Dr Plegm" in *** Legend of the Paranormal Freaks *** From Miracle Pictures. If it's a Good Picture, it's a Miracle.
Cheers,
joe