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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "botanical" as a noun. It is an adjective; something can be "a botanical specimen" or "have botanical elements" but there is no way a product can contain "botanicals".
Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Eleven:
"When I look out over a lawn, the grasses grow and shrink to even up!"
- Joe Provo
Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | You won't want to miss this evening's Lamerpalooza! FIVE BANDS! Ticked Managers The Politicians The Whyte Allens Ersatz Bros. Coffee Brain-Dead Locusts . . . with Kilroy playing Pin-The-Tail-On-Liz Phair | The Artists Formerly Known as the The playing their last show with ... Deep Purple ... Free Canteloupe Pie at the door! |
Foot Fairlight rippin' it up with ... Squick the SysAdmins | Live at Bison County!
Judas Rabbi
with
Paisley Pee-Pee!
Judas Minister!
and Emporea of Germany!
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Cheers,
joe