Joe Provo's Transforming Web Junk

Sure as you can't steer a train
You can't change your fate

-They Might Be Giants


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou artless pox-marked pigeon-egg, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou beslubbering scut, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Gweeps hate spam! If it is unsolicited and bulk, then it is spam.  Plain and simple

Well-known Joe Provo Fact Number Thirty-Four:
He coins new terms regularly: 'english muffian': a ruffian's breakfast.

"Over the years, I think vi/grep/find/screen/sort/diff (eh, maybe a differernt 6 - hard to split up sort/uniq/cut/cmp/diff/...) have been the lever/wheel/pulley/inclined plane/wedge/screw of my life."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? Have a question? Ask the magic 8-ball!

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

It's IPv6 Mr. Hanky! New from Coleco, LLP.  

Cheers,
joe