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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Now Playing at the Starlite Drive-In: Based upon TRUE events... *** Cleavage of the Aquatic Surgeons *** And For the First Time on the Continent *** Shrine of the Stupid Gladiators *** You May Not Be Able to Watch!
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