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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "botanical" as a noun. It is an adjective; something can be "a botanical specimen" or "have botanical elements" but there is no way a product can contain "botanicals".
Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number 500:
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Go check out Saki's World!
Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
The latest from DEC, Co.! Groovy Batteries for Evil Blaze Gang! Log says "Watch my Tuesday Morning cartoon show". Still legal in three states!
Cheers,
joe