The Catfish's Mutating Web Crap

Where's my water trough?

-King Kong


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou ruttish toad-spotted vassal, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou currish rough-hewn hedge-pig, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Anyone using "tl;dr". Your dismissive inability to pay attention has been noted.

Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number Sixty:
He became an anarchist -in an instant- during the 1988 US election process.

"WebTV - Finally MSN users have people to flame."
- Joe Provo

I suggest you visit netcowboy.

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
You won't want to miss this year's Loserpalooza!

FIVE BANDS!
AK-47s for Lapdance
Baobab Hill
ChompProngs
Post-it Notes to Tayopa
Simulated Lobster
 . . . with Temporary Tattoos by Kilroy!

Headlining an all ages show, "Anemic Gophers"
 with
KooClue Dolls
Koala Rod
 and Happy Hamster the Downy Piston

The Treatment
 for their big Reunion Show with
 the masters of ragtime:
The Blasting Nipples

Stratocaster-player, looking to jam with.
Experienced in gospel, beat,
and new wave.  I like synth-pop, especially
Steel Lady.
Call Johnny at 555-9188.

Cheers,
joe