The Catfish's Perpetually Updating World-Wide-Weirdness

Do you respect a world
Committing suicide?

-Skinny Puppy

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou artless beef-witted mammet, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou unmuzzled clapper-clawed ratsbane, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What if the DNS could tell you the geographic relationship of network topology?

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT

Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Stalactite Altar Divers
 jammin' with ...
Top-40 Could Fuck Itself
 ... Free Donuts at the door!

The Fleet Center extended set this Friday.
 Six hours of Koop
Call 555-7266 for tickets!

Tonight at Eleni's Midnite Cafe!
 202 State
 with a special solo a capella performance by
Colonel Angel Dust (of The Ear Poots)!

  ---  Babies Sans Pants ---
Will Be Appearing at These Auditoriums:
12/8          Sir Morgan's Cove 
1/7          The Rat

Cheers,
joe