"Catfish" Joe's Updating Web Louou

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Totally Random JZP Fact Number Seven:
He was one half of the original aArdvark Emporium post-post-industrial tribal jazz combo. The only review I've ever seen of our stuff was of our last show, found here

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Headlinin' in an all-star gig this year - 
Post-it Notes to Eve 
with The Mighty Mighty Mighty Tosstones 
and Quiet March!!

You won't want to miss this Sunday's Woodstock Eight!

FIVE BANDS!
The Digital Yellow Carpets
KRad Wombat
Believe Bush
Ruthless Dot
The Pet Shop Shooters
 . . . with Interpretive Dance by Happy Ben

SysAdmin Smasher
 for their big Reunion Show with
 the masters of ambient:
The Sisterhood

  !!!  Question Your Nuns !!!
Are Scheduled To Play at These Cool Venues:
5/5          BioSphere 
8/3          Naked Tim's Living Room

Cheers,
joe