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Fools who can't use turn signals when driving.
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming Soon to a Theatre NEAR YOU! Experience the *Baffling* terror of *** Blasphemy of the Future Yetis *** With the Bone-Chilling Co-Feature *** Lost Island of the Wild Nurses *** You won't believe your eyes!!!!
Cheers,
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