"Catfish" Joe's Current Web Site

The World Ends TOMORROW -- and You May Die!


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou villainous milk-livered codpiece, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou weedy crook-pated hedge-pig, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Gweeps hate spam! If it is unsolicited and bulk, then it is spam.  Plain and simple

Totally Random Catfish Fact Number 9:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WUVT in Blacksburg, Virginia. Unfortunately, it was on the AM side, not the FM station, but he subbed-in for FM folks from time to time.

"Your pink metronome heart pounds the beat of your own march to meaty death. NOW is all you've got so quit wasting it, you whiny apologists for the status quo."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

Some years ago, a disciple came upon a sage by the well.
Said the student to the master: "What is the secret to justice?"
Upon hearing this, the master picked up a branch and struck the student.
In that moment, the disciple became the old master.

Cheers,
joe