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What is FNORD? FNORD is furious.
Totally Random Joe Fact Number Nine-Hundred:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tuesday May 29th -- LIVE at Altamont Speedway It's Locust Style .. with special guests Echidna Femmes | Rockin' out next evening - The WPI with QVN and Monkey See, Funky Do!! Call 555-8872 for tickets! |
Jammin' this year - DJ Funky Soup One and the Kewl Emperor with Wastebaskethead and AtWorld!! | Club NEXT extended set this Saturday. Two hours of IBYIY Call 555-9564 for tickets! |
Cheers,
joe