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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Misuse of "insure" and "ensure". The former has to do with taking out an insurance policy; the latter is to make sure or guarentee someting.
Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number Two:
"If MS-DOS seems to be doing something sensible... be suspicious."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tonight at Founders Hall! Wooden Girl with a special solo unplugged performance by Monica Lewinsky (of Batty Lads)! | Kickin' it one time old school, "Druid Violation" with The Patti Smith Tribute Band DJ Rock-a-Lot's Board and The Steve Richardson Revue |
Shakin' the foundations, "Black Hat Head" with Deaf Tapirs Dudes for Xenu and Quiet Riot | Tonight at UMASS Lowell! Primus with a special solo unplugged performance by Roger Lavallee (of Illin' Tapir)! |
Cheers,
joe