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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, a bright young student came upon a master by the temple. "Oh Master," said the student, "What is the secret to youth?" The master replied: "When the day is near the stillness, then there shall be heart." At that, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
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