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Totally Random Catfish Fact Number 100:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, a student came upon an old master by a large tree. "Oh Master," said the student, "What is the secret to knowledge?" The master replied: "When the heart is separate from the rain, then there shall be sky." In that moment, a beatific smile of Satori came across the seeker.
Cheers,
joe