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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Women with giant handbags carried over their shoulder with no sense of how much space the are using. On public transit, especially.
Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number 500:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I suggest that you hop over to the Mid-Atlantic Infoshop and visiting the Mid-Atlantic Infoshop.
Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tonight at The Iron Horse Pub! The Lawyers with a special solo unplugged performance by Liz Phair (of Run CIA)! | Live at Eve's Auditorium!
Big Microcasette Recorder
with
Ignorebital!
Loppy!
and SooDu Dolls!
|
Backward with Pilots headlinin' in an all-star gig with ... Chemical Nieces ... Free Rogaine at the door! | Deital tearin' it up with ... Echidnaface |
Cheers,
joe