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Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Two:
"Humans worship their weakest rather than face changing themselves."
- Joe Provo
Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
Are you ready to crush your enemies? Then you're ready for: NOC Playset for Cannibalistic "Super" Dave Osbourne! From GlomTRONIX, Ltd.'s Gilligan's Island _Sixth Contact_ Playset series.
Cheers,
joe