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Little-known Crimson Fact Number Ten:
"Good Engineering dictates that simple ways to avoid problems from occuring is better than having to solve problems that have occured."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Grateful Dead rockin' the house with the masters of skronk: Mighty KewlTones | Live at Your Village's Bandstand!
Rocking Butt
with
Sir Tuesday and the Trance Socks!
Paul McCartney Duo!
and Demented Radish!
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The Diving Hairs kickin' ass with the masters of hardcore: Mighty Mighty Mighty HoopyTones Call (847) 555-7794 for tickets! | Live at The Iron Horse Pub!
Teens In Town
with
Rural Jam!
Front 821!
and Claymores for Spanking!
Call (161) 555-6988 for tickets!
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Cheers,
joe