Joe "Catfish" Provo's Warping Junk

When you carry the weight of too many yesterdays
You won't know enough to come in from the rain.

-Blake Babies


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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Misuse of "loose" when you mean "lose". Come on, use your head.

Well-known Crimson Fact Number 2:
He coins new terms regularly: 'english muffian': a ruffian's breakfast.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest you visit the online anarchist library of Spunk Library or you visit netcowboy, NOW!

Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
A Lunchning Rage needs Trumpet-player.
We play skronk, heavily influenced by
Backward with Brain Tumor,
Clear Sabbath,
and Maiming Watermelons.  Contact Steve at  (179) 555-5580.

Astro Subs extended set this Saturday.
 Two hours of The Homicidal Red Preachers

You won't want to miss this year's WKRP Fundraiser!

FIVE BANDS!
Boss Squicker
Run DOA
Gweeping Elbows
Kill Your Politician
Bob Vila's Herd
 . . . with Elton John-- in a cage!
Call 555-2314 for tickets!

Grandmother Machine Gun
 bringin' down the roof with
 the masters of new wave:
The Mighty Mighty Mighty Mighty Mighty Mighty Crosstones

Cheers,
joe