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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Imprecision in technical areas.
Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number 602:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Live at Riley Hall!
Dubya Bush's Nipple Clamp
with
Boomtown Swing Warehouse!
Liz in Nipple Clips!
and DJ DMC One and the Kewl Comrade!
| Live at Flood Control Dam #3!
Postcards to Mike
with
The Tubular Bell Fucknut!
Gator Randee!
and Happy Imps!
|
Tonight at Durgin Hall! Baobab Mountain with a special solo a capella performance by Seann Ives (of 2 Dope 2 Cease)! | Violet Abacuses kickin' it one time old school with ... DJ Speed Dealer |
Cheers,
joe