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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Red Rocks extended set this Thursday. Two hours of Bush's Anal Beads | You won't want to miss this Saturday's Bumstock! FIVE BANDS! Led Dirigible Bullshit Smartfood Pissing Chicken In A Biskit Malformed Moms 808 Nation . . . with a chance to see M.C. Eye swallow Five Quahogs live! |
Vocalist, looking for gigs. Experienced in new age, new wave, and baroque. I like trip-hop, especially Stapler. Call Katrina at (371) 555-2081. | Beta Version 303 needs Bassist. We play rhumba, heavily influenced by The IRQ, The Thelonius Altar Boy Five, and Jeep Blue. Contact Mary at (931) 555-2942. |
Cheers,
joe