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Word-of-the-Moment:
Non-friend
Well-known Joe Provo Fact Number Fifteen:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I recommend you visit my friend, Jack Jansen.
Want more spew? Ready to help decide next TV season? Sit down and review the crimefighter plotlines.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Live at Naked Tim's Living Room!
Meddling Girlies
with
DogBone!
GopherBone!
and Kubrick's Squares!
| Red Rocks extended set this Thursday. Nine hours of Music Should Squick Itself |
Ralph's extended set this Friday. Three hours of Pope Call 555-3129 for tickets! | Tonight at G. Willikers Family Restaurant! Judge Kilroy Splat with a special solo mellow performance by Herbie HanPee-Pee (of Chemical Social)! |
Cheers,
joe