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What is FNORD? FNORD is that intricate domino setup collapsing.
Little-known Crimson Fact Number Seventy:
"I hold the reigns of evolution, twisting my own DNA strand like so many plastic snake-like ball puzzles!"
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest visiting Ben "Limey" Bennett or checking out the online anarchist library of Spunk Library... before it is too late.
Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | The Warm Passion Fruits rockin' the house with ... The Serum | G. Willikers Family Restaurant extended set this Friday. Seven hours of Sped Can Breakdance |
Right with Medicines jammin' with ... Red HIV ... Free Crack at the door! Call 555-9889 for tickets! | Tonight at Watch City's Summerfest! Ritalin with a special solo a capella performance by Patti Smith (of Mister Rhonda Hurricane)! Call 555-0823 for tickets! |
Cheers,
joe