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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Defy Big Brothers shakin' the foundations with the masters of avant-garde: The DMZ | For their big Reunion Show, "Mighty Mighty SpiffyTones" with Messages to Joe Shoot the Wardens and German Industrial Giants: Heissenweche Heissenscheisszuegstein |
The Fairlight Bleigeubzeug Neustuerwald Philharmonic performing for the first time with ... Mary in Harnesses ... Free Blow at the door! | Live at The Blue Note!
Citizen Wasp and the New Orleans Gods
with
The Steve Reeves Tribute Band!
KRad Yak!
and Toad Style!
Call 555-1434 for tickets!
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Cheers,
joe