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Well-known Joe Fact Number Four:
"You have to speak loudly to speak over the bottom line."
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One day, a seeker spied a sage by the stream. The student approached the master, and said: "How do I come to know true truth?" The master picked up a rod and hit the student ten times. At that, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
joe