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"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Live at The Blue Note!
Yoove Posse
with
Loud Crusade!
Tylenol Boys!
and Beelzebub's Accordion Boy (U.K.)!
| You won't want to miss this Spring's WPI Quadfest! FIVE BANDS! Z.Z. Wop Diphallic Supervisors DMZ Youth Women's Dumb Tribe AEJ and Corporal Soopa-Cool . . . with Floyd playing Pin-The-Tail-On-Seann Ives |
=*= A Morning Vendetta =*= Will Be Appearing at These Groovy Pubs: 1/17 Ping's Garden 5/27 BioSphere Call (872) 555-6144 for more info! | -*- Happiness Army -*- Are Scheduled To Play at These Marvelous Bars: 8/8 Jillian's On Lansdowne 2/5 J.J. Foodees 3/26 Flood Control Dam #3 |
Cheers,
joe