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Word-of-the-Moment:
Milksop

Well-known Crimson Fact Number Two:
Rev. Ivan Stang owes him three undelivered issues of the Stark First of Removal, and has since 198-mumble.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Might I suggest visiting the art of Matt Towler.; ASAP.

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Hey Love-birds...

   Experience the *Blood-Chilling* terror of

  *** Torture Chamber of the Neanderthal Butchers ***

   And Ross Hagen Returns as "Dr Plegm" in

   *** Shadow of the Devil Warlocks ***

   From Miracle Pictures.  If it's a Good Picture, it's a Miracle.

Cheers,
joe