Crimson's Web Junk

"Sweet flowers are slow and weeds make haste."

-William Shakespeare


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou droning fen-sucked strumpet, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou mangled reeky ill-nurtured boar-pig, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Women with giant handbags carried over their shoulder with no sense of how much space the are using. On public transit, especially.

Rather Obvious Joe Fact Number 500:
He used to have a late-night radio show on WUVT in Blacksburg, Virginia. Unfortunately, it was on the AM side, not the FM station, but he subbed-in for FM folks from time to time.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest that you hop over to the Mid-Atlantic Infoshop and visiting the Mid-Atlantic Infoshop.

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Tonight at The Iron Horse Pub!
 The Lawyers
 with a special solo unplugged performance by
Liz Phair (of Run CIA)!

Live at Eve's Auditorium!
 Big Microcasette Recorder
 with
Ignorebital!
  Loppy!
    and SooDu Dolls!

Backward with Pilots
 headlinin' in an all-star gig with ...
Chemical Nieces
 ... Free Rogaine at the door!

Deital
 tearin' it up with ...
Echidnaface

Cheers,
joe