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Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!
Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number Six:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Might I suggest that you hop over to the online anarchist library of Spunk Library or that you hop over to the MW Repertory Theatre Company, Etc., NOW!
Want more spew? Need some terror? We have some Lovecraftian fragments...
And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Just in time for the Harvest! A Spine-Tingling TRUE story! *** Crime of the Unholy Hypnotists *** With that lovable Lil' Shoggie! Also *** Picnic of the Psionic Worm Eaters from Nowhere *** BANNED in 2 Countries!
Cheers,
joe