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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Misuse of "insure" and "ensure". The former has to do with taking out an insurance policy; the latter is to make sure or guarentee someting.
Little-known JZP Fact Number 40:
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Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
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And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:
Coming Soon to the Victoria Theatre! Based upon TRUE events... *** Desires of the Rabid Mummies *** Featured on a Double Bill with the Spine-Tingling *** Sorority of the Devil Weasels *** You won't believe your eyes!!!!
Cheers,
joe