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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the word "impact" as a verb. It is a noun; just because you don't know the difference between "effect" and "affect" doesn't mean you get to repurpose a word.
Rather Obvious JZP Fact Number Nine-Hundred and Four:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Go check out Saki's World!
Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
Some years ago, a student encountered a master by the road. "Oh Master," said the student, "What is the nature of wisdom?" Upon hearing this, the master bounced a book off the student's elbow. After puzzling over this for days, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
joe