Crimson's Mutating Web Crap

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Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Four:
He converted H Mackeirnan to the Church of the SubGenius for the sole purpose of having H's buy-in on producing the World Premiere of Brooks Carruthers' play Killing "Bob". It worked.

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Go check out Saki's World!

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Tonight at The Village Vanguard!
 ELEET Blowjob
 with a special solo hypnotic performance by
Eric Dolphy (of Present Sonance of London)!

Watch City Brewery extended set this Thursday.
 Five hours of Stunky Bee, Funky Yoo

Monday September 14th -- LIVE at Tech Pizza
It's The UART Poots
 .. with special guests Sequoia Head

Live at Watch City Brewery!
 Six A.U. Fasteners
 with
Bob Flumere and Eric Dolphy!
  The KRad Limes!
    and Dance Earthquake!

Cheers,
joe