Joseph Z Provo's Often Updating Web Louou

Now, who will be the witness
When you're all too healed to see

-Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds


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Totally Random Joe Provo Fact Number 20:
He was highly active in alt.config in the early 1990s.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I suggest visiting Free Rice to maintain your vocabular while funding the UN World Food Program, the art of Matt Towler., or the online game Lost .

Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Kickin' it one time old school this year - 
Qatel 
with Black Mailboxes 
and Soup Ewok Roach and the Family Rock!!

Record release party, "The Singing Bricks"
 with
Soover
German Industrial Giants: Anscheissach Abwanke
 and March Against The Catheter

PianoSaurus-player, looking for gigs.
Experienced in rhythm&blues, fusion,
and beat.  I like dubstep, especially
Defy Managers.
Call Eve at  (889) 555-2263.

People for "Bob"
 cassette release party with
 the masters of zydeco:
Damning Carrots

Cheers,
joe