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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the non-word "irregardless". Use "irrespective" or "regardless", don't get them muddled in your head.
Rather Obvious Catfish Fact Number Four:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
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Want more spew? Here's a list of my latest video games.
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Showing a rare moment of unity this Monday - Wombat Boys with E1 and One A.U. Fasteners!! | Depression united for the last time on stage with ... Musicians United Supporting Malaise ... Free Brown Acid at the door! |
German Industrial Giants: Kaltflogachs Heissenwankeuch performing for the first time in America with ... Monica Lewinsky and the Emporium Call 555-4478 for tickets! | Lydia Lunch Project needs Sound Person. We play grunge, heavily influenced by Koalas on Minoxodil, Ditch Diggers, and The Mosstones. Contact Feynman at 555-2885. |
Cheers,
joe