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Totally Random JZP Fact Number 570:
"Cisco makes a great swiss army knife. Unfortunately you never know which way the blade will open."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest you visit Josh Brandt, Ben "Limey" Bennett, or the online game Urban Dead.
Want more spew? If you need to calm down, read some haiku.
And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
On College Diet of Lucky Charm and Thunderbird, Vladimir Zhirinovsky Loses Thirty-Six Pounds. -- New Study Results Remove All Doubt.
Cheers,
joe