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Word-of-the-Moment:
Non-friend

Totally Random Joe Fact Number Seventy-Seven:
He attended James Monroe High School in Fredericksburg, Virginia.

"You may not be able to get a contact high, but you sure can get contact stress."
- Joe Provo

I recommend you visit netcowboy.

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

ELVIS IS ALIVE!! -- Secret NATO Agent Tells All.

Cheers,
joe