"Catfish" Joe's Stuff

Agony is born of Desire
That's what you get for Wanting.

-Moev


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Gweeps hate spam! If it is unsolicited and bulk, then it is spam.  Plain and simple

Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Nine:
He is a member of the USENIX Association

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I suggest you visit Project Censored and never trust mass media's reporting again.

Want more spew? Your's phone's ringing. It's your PlanetGlobalCyberVillageVirtual sales person

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

It's Drunk James McCoy Bends!  New, from Raytheon. 

Cheers,
joe