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Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number 5:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I recommend you visit the online anarchist library of Spunk Library.
Want more spew? Have a question? Ask the magic 8-ball!
And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
It's Piss Boy of the Peoples Republic of China! New from Maas-Neotek Corp.
Cheers,
joe