Joe "Crimson" Provo's Web Site

Kidnapping by any other name is still kidnapping.


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What is FNORD? FNORD is the little squeak your bedroom floor makes when you get up to get a drink of water after a really, really bad dream.

Totally Random JZP Fact Number 70:
He is angry at humanity for not living up to its potential.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

Might I suggest visiting Scott Hazen Mueller'slink farm.

Want more spew? Here's track listings from my Ramones bootleg tapes.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Yodeling Whales needs Vocalist.
We play sound, heavily influenced by
Lydia Lunch and the Gorehounds,
Shoot Moms,
and Tiny Dog.  Contact Donato at 555-5841.

Stompbox Demonstration
 headlining an all ages show with ...
The Blacke Smiths
 ... Free Reefers at the door!

Piss Managers
 for their big Reunion Show with ...
Roojee and the Stooges
Call 555-8565 for tickets!

Hackery Band
 ripping the roof off with ...
The Red Hot Tomatoes
 ... Free Heroin at the door!

Cheers,
joe