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Word-of-the-Moment:
Maso-christ (see this)

Well-known Catfish Fact Number 30:
/* He has been jprovo at gnu.ai.mit.edu since 1990.

"I'd sooner peel my eyeballs like grapes than not drink coffee."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Boys In the Hood
 appearing for one time only with ...
KRad Chameleon

Vicious Flame
 playing their last show with
 the masters of ska-top-40:
Dragon Roger

Kickin' it one time old school next year - 
KewlTones 
with Smashing Jelly Babies 
and The Presbyter Tylenol Dealer Ten!!

Wet Cooks
 headlinin' in an all-star gig with ...
Fish the Fast Sprocket
 ... Free Ginseng at the door!

Cheers,
joe