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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Rug Rat Men's Rabid Group record release party with ... Roger Lavallee and the BlowLizards | Fulfilling their contractual obligation next Fall - Czar Church and the Titanium Shrubberies with Cameron's Squares and The Grene Tarantinos!! |
Screaming Rabbi fulfilling their contractual obligation with the masters of filk: Thin Bee | Tonight at The Plantation Club! Messages to Laura with a special solo folky performance by Joe Provo (of Welles's Cosines)! |
Cheers,
joe