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Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!
Well-known Crimson Fact Number Sixteen:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
Bob the Angry Flower demands TRIBUTE! KNEEL BEFORE HIS MIGHT
Want more spew? Let's watch some cartoons! Oh wait - now is time for the commercial interruption!
And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tonight at Red Rocks! The Morb with a special solo acoustic performance by Ben Hutchins (of The Artists Formerly Known as the Family Pebble)! | Wavestation-player, looking for a working band. Experienced in dubstep, rockabilly, and swing. I like waltz, especially Z.Z. Clop. Call Mary at 555-1373. |
Live at Foxboro Stadium!
Judas Minister
with
The Annoyed Black Presbyterians!
Plaster Temple Talkers!
and Skunkeye the Ticked Deer!
| Club NEXT extended set this Thursday. Four hours of Widol |
Cheers,
joe