Joe "Catfish" Provo's Changing World-Wide-Weirdness

Don't place faith in material things
material things will fail you

-Machines of Loving Grace


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou bootless full-gorged fustilarian, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou froward maggot-pie, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Take a trip to Saki's World! Excellent! Party on!

Well-known Crimson Fact Number 81:
He hung out with and helped out at the start of the Worcester "Food Not Bombs" group. He feels like crud because he hasn't stayed involved.

"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."

I recommend visiting Scott Hazen Mueller'slink farm now.

Want more spew? Have a question? Ask the magic 8-ball!

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Dick Assman Sues Worcester Magazine "I am NOT Mister Rogers's Love Child." Belgian AI Researcher Prepares DNA Test Results.

Cheers,
joe