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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | You won't want to miss this year's Loserpalooza! FIVE BANDS! AK-47s for Lapdance Baobab Hill ChompProngs Post-it Notes to Tayopa Simulated Lobster . . . with Temporary Tattoos by Kilroy! | Headlining an all ages show, "Anemic Gophers" with KooClue Dolls Koala Rod and Happy Hamster the Downy Piston |
The Treatment for their big Reunion Show with the masters of ragtime: The Blasting Nipples | Stratocaster-player, looking to jam with. Experienced in gospel, beat, and new wave. I like synth-pop, especially Steel Lady. Call Johnny at 555-9188. |
Cheers,
joe