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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Headlinin' in an all-star gig this year - Post-it Notes to Eve with The Mighty Mighty Mighty Tosstones and Quiet March!! | You won't want to miss this Sunday's Woodstock Eight! FIVE BANDS! The Digital Yellow Carpets KRad Wombat Believe Bush Ruthless Dot The Pet Shop Shooters . . . with Interpretive Dance by Happy Ben |
SysAdmin Smasher for their big Reunion Show with the masters of ambient: The Sisterhood | !!! Question Your Nuns !!! Are Scheduled To Play at These Cool Venues: 5/5 BioSphere 8/3 Naked Tim's Living Room |
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