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Totally Random Crimson Fact Number One:
"I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance."
--Socrates
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And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:
Limited Edition Chicken's Blood for Happy Fun Ball! From Sirius Cybernetics! In stores now! Still legal in eight states!
Cheers,
joe