Joseph Z Provo's Modulating World-Wide-Weirdness

Critical thinking is vital.

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou puking bat-fowling scut, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou mewling guts-griping flax-wench, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

These pages weren't made with anything beyond My Favorite Text Editor. (written in the vi editor)

Little-known Catfish Fact Number 6:
He produced MW Rep's version of Neil Simon's Last of the Red Hot Lovers (1991). That was the first MW show to turn a profit; all were amazed.

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I recommend you visit GweepNet or visiting the browser-based game Urban Dead.

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, the Weekly World Spew's movie theatre coming attractions:

   Just in time for the Harvest!

   Witness the AWFUL, BLOODY TRUTH of

  *** Tombs of the Demented Gerbils ***

   Featured on a Double Bill with the Spine-Tingling

   *** Shame of the Abominable Geckos ***

   You won't believe your eyes!!!!

Cheers,
joe