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"[Microsoft Project is] like trying to write your name cursive with a baseball bat."
--caz
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | The Space extended set this Thursday. Two hours of InWorld | Tuesday July 22nd -- LIVE at Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel It's U1 .. with special guests Visionaries United Supporting Fashion Call (235) 555-1686 for tickets! |
Tonight at Rocky Point! New York Dunk All-Stars with a special solo hypnotic performance by Swampy McGonigle (of Soup Division)! | Dub Angel Dust playing a benefit concert with ... Beastie Trick |
Cheers,
joe