Catfish's Site

A critical eye is the core of American patriotism. Blind faith is the core of facism.

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Toynbee ideas in movie 2001 resurrect dead on planet Jupiter .

Rather Obvious Catfish Provo Fact Number Fourty:
He is a Charter Member of the Planetary Society. Yes, I was a geek/visionary as a child, requesting this as a Christmas gift in 1979.

"Of course in the post Xday world, the ONLY useful currency will be ours. The "Bob" Buck, Slack Silver, Connie Crown, and Yeti Yen will be the only thing accepted by Xist bankers (other than Pink pelts, though that is a bit rustic...)"
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? There's something about Church names that stick in my head...

And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:

Alien Exorcism! Priest Saves Speed Addict Posessed by Hyperintelligent Meddling Being