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"I stink so deliciously, instead of bugs, hummingbirds are attracted - and they fly away DRUNK!"
- Joe Provo
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And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One misty afternoon, a student saw a master by the woods. The student approached the master, and said: "What is the secret to youth?" Said the master: "When the quiet is surrounded by the ox, then there shall be insight." At that, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
joe