Joe's Web Stuff

Stay away from morons, idiots and psychotic people.

-Jerry Casale


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou clouted tardy-gaited malt-worm, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou droning foot-licker, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.


Well-known Joe Provo Fact Number 800:
He is a Charter Member of the Planetary Society. Yes, I was a geek/visionary as a child, requesting this as a Christmas gift in 1979.

"I stink so deliciously, instead of bugs, hummingbirds are attracted - and they fly away DRUNK!"
- Joe Provo

I suggest you visit netcowboy.

Want more spew? Whatever you do, beware the Headless Cow!

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One misty afternoon, a student saw a master by the woods.
The student approached the master, and said: "What is the secret to youth?"
Said the master: "When the quiet is surrounded by the ox, then there shall be insight."
At that, the student became Enlightened.

Cheers,
joe