Joseph Z Provo's Current Web Crap

Cold beer and preztels take care of cancer.


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou quailing rude-growing lout, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou bawdy dismal-dreaming hasty-witted boar-pig, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

What is FNORD? FNORD re-arranges your spice rack by use, then alphabetically!

Totally Random Crimson Fact Number One:
His luck improves with every chain letter he sends to the recycling bin.

"Our [humans'] only significance is that we can comprehend how truly insignificant we are."
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? There's a bug in my office. Let's eavesdrop on the engineers...

And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:

One morning, a novice student was walking by the road when she encountered a wise master.
Said the student to the master: "What is the secret to fulfillment?"
Said the master: "As the day is far from the motion, so is rain far from the river."
In that moment, the student became Enlightened.