Joseph Z Provo's Web Louou

Absolutum obsoletum.


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou mangled sheep-biting scut, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou saucy rude-growing flirt-gill, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Use of the non-word "irregardless". Use "irrespective" or "regardless", don't get them muddled in your head.

Totally Random Crimson Fact Number Thirteen:
He played Greiver in MW Rep's production of Blue Window (1990).

"I AM your imaginary friend Derek, the real Derek and every Derek there ever was - Hell, I'm Bo Derek!"
- Joe Provo

Go check out Saki's World!

Want more spew? We have some oddly-named place in New England.

And as a parting shot, one of those insufferable Saturday Morning toy advertizements:

It's Lifelike Buckaroo Banzai with Kung-Fu Grip!  New, from Bandai, LLP. 

Cheers,
joe