Joe Provo's Obligatory Web Pages

Does fuck you sound simple enough?

-Sonic Youth


Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the gweep.net mail server, thou bawdy beetle-headed gudgeon, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou reeky tickle-brained coxcomb, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.

These pages weren't made with anything beyond My Favorite Text Editor. (written in the vi editor)

Little-known Catfish Provo Fact Number Eleven:
He worked at a small movie theatre in Williamsburg, Virginia in the summer of 1989.

"[Microsoft Project is] like trying to write your name cursive with a baseball bat."
--caz

Might I suggest you visit my friend, Bozo Texino.

Want more spew? Your's phone's ringing. It's your PlanetGlobalCyberVillageVirtual sales person

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
The Space extended set this Thursday.
 Two hours of InWorld

Tuesday July 22nd -- LIVE at Lupo's Heartbreak Hotel
It's U1
 .. with special guests Visionaries United Supporting Fashion
Call  (235) 555-1686 for tickets!

Tonight at Rocky Point!
 New York Dunk All-Stars
 with a special solo hypnotic performance by
Swampy McGonigle (of Soup Division)!

Dub Angel Dust
 playing a benefit concert with ...
Beastie Trick

Cheers,
joe