Joe "Catfish" Provo's Web Junk

Did you know that there is only one 15 letter word in the English language that can be spelled without repeating a letter? That word is "uncopyrightable".

Every page on the net is "under construction". These pages are "under mutation"; they change every time they are visited, barring a few nescessary constants. If you're lazy enough to stay here fifteen minutes and your browser supports META tags, we'll reload the page for you.

Service offer: send me unsolicited, "bulk" (commercial or non) email, and I'll proof it for 50 dollars a line! See here for more info on my valuable offer!

If you want to be blackholed at the mail server, thou pribbling fen-sucked malt-worm, send mail to my old flame-bucket or to an old address. If you don't like something about these pages, or wish to correlate address scraping thou dissembling bat-fowling minnow, send mail to my current flame-bucket. If you like something about these pages, send mail to web-comment where scraped appears in the mailto link.


Little-known Crimson Fact Number Two:
He refused to join MENSA; he's not insecure enough to need a piece of paper to tell him he has value.

"When I strike a match, a thousand forest fires END!"
- Joe Provo

Go check out info I've found interesting in various RSS feeds.

Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.

And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
The Niecehood
 performing for the first time in America with ...
Angry SysAdmins
 ... Free Angel Dust at the door!
Call 555-5754 for tickets!

Tonight at Becker College!
 Brother Claymore
 with a special solo a capella performance by
Jer Johnson (of Man in Black Shitter)!

Performing for the first time in America, "Cheap Youth In Town"
Man in Black Damner
Wiggle the George Bush
 and Gators Having Sex

Hand Guns for Lapdance
 rockin' out with
 the masters of new age:
Up with Tubas