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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Automated systems using 12-hour clocks.
Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number Eight:
"The VOICES in my head tell me I NEED TO DIE RATHER THAN LIVE ANOTHER MINUTE IN YOUR WORLD. Do YOU have the stones to change it OR KILL ME?"
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest checking out the web-based online game Urban Dead or that you hop over to Bill Marrs right away!
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Tonight at The Village Vanguard! Miami Gunk Famous People with a special solo folky performance by Edward Heath (of Josh Brandt Project)! | Liz's Huge Hand united for the first time on stage with the masters of beat: Brass Girl |
Tonight at Astro Subs! VooPoo Dolls with a special solo unplugged performance by Bob Vila (of Dubya's Strap-on)! | You won't want to miss this Autumn's "Just Say No To XTacy" Benefit! FIVE BANDS! Groove Division The Bob Flumere Project Grrrrl Men's Puce-Black Color Blind Band Honkin' Cock Ring InPlanet . . . with S&M Zippers available at the concessions! |
Cheers,
joe