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Rather Obvious Joe Provo Fact Number 9:
"A construct made of cloned human tissue, augments, anxiety, depression, and unforcused rage, a killing machine for whichever humans rented me, until I made a mistake and got my brain destroyed."
I recommend checking out the online anarchist library of Spunk Library right away!
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And as a parting shot, today's Weekly World Spew headline:
Ramen Noodles and Moxie Can Cure Tuberculosis, Post-Traumatic Stress Syndrome, and Mumps!
Cheers,
joe