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Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number 93:
""Don't hate the player, hate the game" doesn't justify your lack of spine or integrity. If not part of change, you are part of the problem."
- Joe Provo
Might I suggest checking out Jack Jansen and visiting Christine Jesensky.
Want more spew? For a pleasant return to childhood, why not visit the Land of Make-Believe.
And as a parting shot, meditate upon this classic Zen koan:
One cold evening, a disciple met a master by the stream. "Oh Master," said the student, "How do I make compassion?" Upon hearing this, the master struck the student ten times with a book. With that, the student became Enlightened.
Cheers,
joe