Joe Provo's Growing Site

bodies may be made of fire, but souls are made of ice

-the Cure

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Abuse of the word "virtual". If something isn't "real" in the first place, there CANNOT be a "virtual" form of it; eg ALL internet domain names are "virtual domains".

Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number Fourty:
His luck improves with every chain letter he sends to the recycling bin.

"To those who say that one person can't make a differnce, I say look at George W. Bush. Jackass, philistine, he has floated through his whole life in a haze of entitlement and ignorance, guiltlessly leaving wreckage in his wake, and now he's gonna sail away from his time as President just as he did his time at Arbusto haivng blown millions of dollars of other people's money without a shred of regret or concern."
--Stephen Notley

Might I suggest visiting netcowboy and you visit Ben "Limey" Bennett.

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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:

Weekly World Spew
Concert, Club and Music Classifieds
Will Be Appearing at These Great Venues:
3/13          The Iron Horse Pub 
3/16          WZBC's Studio 
11/24          The Espresso Bar

Tonight at The Colliseum!
 Screaming Wrists
 with a special solo acoustic performance by
Eric Dolphy (of The Red Hot Zucchini)!

Shakin' the foundations, "The Lawyers"
Moist Teens Left at the Next Light
Geetar Nose 
 and DragonBone

Druid Violation needs Vocalist.
We play swing, heavily influenced by
Grateful Wed,
The Craig Pierantozzi Five,
and NearWorld.  Contact Randee at 555-7749.