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Peeve-of-the-Moment:
Abuse of the word "virtual". If something isn't "real" in the first place, there CANNOT be a "virtual" form of it; eg ALL internet domain names are "virtual domains".
Rather Obvious Crimson Fact Number Fourty:
"To those who say that one person can't make a differnce, I say look at George W. Bush. Jackass, philistine, he has floated through his whole life in a haze of entitlement and ignorance, guiltlessly leaving wreckage in his wake, and now he's gonna sail away from his time as President just as he did his time at Arbusto haivng blown millions of dollars of other people's money without a shred of regret or concern."
--Stephen Notley
Might I suggest visiting netcowboy and you visit Ben "Limey" Bennett.
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And as a parting shot, a sample from the Weekly World Spew's concert, club and music classifieds:
| Weekly World Spew Concert, Club and Music Classifieds | Will Be Appearing at These Great Venues: 3/13 The Iron Horse Pub 3/16 WZBC's Studio 11/24 The Espresso Bar | Tonight at The Colliseum! Screaming Wrists with a special solo acoustic performance by Eric Dolphy (of The Red Hot Zucchini)! |
Shakin' the foundations, "The Lawyers" with Moist Teens Left at the Next Light Geetar Nose and DragonBone | Druid Violation needs Vocalist. We play swing, heavily influenced by Grateful Wed, The Craig Pierantozzi Five, and NearWorld. Contact Randee at 555-7749. |
Cheers,
joe