Your Salesperson

"Hi, this is your PlanetGlobalCyberVillageVirtual salerep..."

I CAN GET THAT SOFTWARE TO YOU EARLY THIS MONTH! SIGN THE CONTRACT!

MEET ME AT THE 19th HOLE AT 6:30. I'VE GOT 18 HOLES OF GOLF AT 2:00!

I'LL HAVE TO RUN THIS BY MY SUPERVISOR.

HAVE A LOGO-EMBLAZONED NERF FOOTBALL AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE FINE PRINT!!

Reload this page to talk to your sales rep again, or try to get back to work for ten (10) minutes.

From here, you could zip over to my main gweep page.

Cheers,
Joe Provo