Your Salesperson

"Hi, this is your PlanetGlobalCyberVillageVirtual salerep..."

I'M GIVING YOU A DEAL GOOD FOR TODAY ONLY! SURE WE CAN DO THAT! NO PROBLEM!

YOU CAN HAVE THAT BEFORE THE END OF TOMORROW!! THESE PRODUCTS SELL THEMSELVES! THESE PRODUCTS SELL THEMSELVES!

MEET ME AT THE BAR AT 4:30. I'VE GOT A LUNCH MEETING!

OL' STEVE WILL TREAT YOU RIGHT! THAT PROBLEM WILL BE FIXED TODAY!

Reload this page to talk to your sales rep again, or try to get back to work for ten (10) minutes.

From here, you could zip over to my main gweep page.

Cheers,
Joe Provo