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Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

Get out that second pair of pants for:
Bike Chains for Swinging Mr. Rodgers!
From Bandai, LLC's Mark E. Smith Gang line.
Lieutenant Blood cries, "Help me! I need to go home! It's past my bedtime!"


You'll wait in line for Seasons for:
Pompeii Playset for Pron Queen Mr. Key Grip Figurine
Some assembly required.


New from GlomTRONIX!
Meganaut M-82, for M.C. Escher Corps line
and new Gambling Powdered Toast Man!

Safety goggles not included.


The Latest Dog's Blood for Blood Ice Brigade!
From Ohio Art Corp!
In stores now!
Rocky and Bullwinkle remind you "Smoke Chicken In A Biskit".


It's Mothra! New from HasbroCorp.
Some assembly required.



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Cheers,
Joe Provo