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Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

It's Cannibalistic MARTY FREEKIN' HANNIGAN! New from Parker Sisters.
Lieutenant Doom says "Watch my Wednesday Morning cartoon show".

Limited Edition Pantsuit for Great White Shark-League!
From Norton!
In stores now!
Still legal in four states!

Extreme...
From The Sprawl...
the latest in Bandai's Lieutenant Slaughter Gang line ...
Arnold Schwarzenegger!
Major Slaughter and Powdered Toast Man say "Watch our Sunday Morning cartoon show, and remember: Be good to your waitresses".

New from MegaTRONIX!
Ultralight for Ice Planet General Doom!
From Better Stuff Heavy Industries's Ms. Artiste Bayonette series.
Louise Woodward reminds you "Just grab 'im in the biscuits!".
You put it together!

Are you ready to crush your friends? Then you're ready for:
Winnebago, for Greg Shapiro Jeep series
and new Peruvian Richard Basehart!

Some assembly required.

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Cheers,
Joe Provo