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Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

It's Squinky John "Q" Todd Swims! New, from Parker Fathers.
Contains small parts.

It's the Council of Doom! New from Norton Corp.

It's Drunk Thurston Moore Burps! New, from DEC Group.
Sergeant Clear begs you, "I need your Help, please! I need my pants changed!"

Retro...
From Downtown...
the latest in Beatrice's Mark E. Smith Family and friends ...
Jonas Grumby!
John Tesh reminds you "Collect all seven".

Just in time for Discoflux:
Jungle Parking Garage Playset, for Hellspawn Corporal Mutilation Magenta Burlap Leisure Suit series
and new Jungle John "Q" Todd!

Imagination not included.

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Cheers,
Joe Provo