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You'll wait in line for Minutes for:
Eighth Wife for Cabalist Mr. Author!
From Coleco's Havoc Bunch series.
Assembly instructions included!

It's Ken! New from SRI.

New from Bandai!
Ruby Polyester Pumps for Aztec Mark E. Smith Figurine

Retro Contract Disputing Artiste Sidekick for Stoat-Gang!
From Raytheon!
In stores now!

You'll soil your pants for:
Tazer for Spamming Richard Roundtree Doll
Mr. Millionaire says "Peace".

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Joe Provo