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Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

Retro Fifth Husband for Harrison Ford League!
From Mattel!
In stores now!

Really awesome Lime Green Platypus-Skin Boots for Panda-Brigade!
From Bell Atlantic Corp!
In stores now!
Safety goggles not included.

Are you ready to crush your friends? Then you're ready for:
Worm-Skin S&M Gear, for Captain Slaughter Gun Holster line
and new Aztec Steve Richardson!

Just in time for Discoflux:
Ewok-Skin Pantsuit for Sound-activated Hellspawn Commander Destruction!
From Raytheon Corp's Dragon-Family line.

It's Snooty Sergeant Destruction Swims! New, from Mattel.
You put it together!

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Cheers,
Joe Provo