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Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

It's Crack-smokin' John Stamos! New from Sirius CyberneticsCorp.

Retro...
From Radio City Music Hall...
the latest in Coleco, LLP's Cat-Family line ...
Mr. Garbage Collector!

Are you ready to crush your friends? Then you're ready for:
Tenor Saxophone for Spamming Craig Pierantozzi Figurine

It's Patrick Duffy! New from Lockheed-Martin Group.

Just in time for Christmas:
Armalite Rifle for Pocket-Sized Bill Nye Doll
Some assembly required.

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Cheers,
Joe Provo