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Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

This season's GOTTA HAVE toy:
Sixth Husband and Fashion Plate THX-1138!
From IBM, Inc.'s Fire Ant-Bunch line.
Some assembly required.

The latest from Little Tikes Corp!
The best Rock 'n Roll Goth Outfit for Bee-League!
For ages six and up.

Just in time for Discoflux:
Cannibalistic Ninth Wife for Ice Planet Gillian Anderson!
From Atari's Mr. Manager +2 Short Sword line.
You put it together!

Hip Hollywood Playset for Death League!
From Mattel!
In stores now!

The latest from Raytheon!
New MX Missile for Mutilation Brigade!
Batteries not included.

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Cheers,
Joe Provo