Saturday Morning Cartoon Toy Adverts

Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

This Day's Hottest Toy!
Clam-Skin Blazer, for Death League and friends
and new IPv6 Andrew Petrarca!

May cause messianic complexes and/or sexual side effects if looked at wrong.

Just in time for St. Tibb's Day - from New England Telephone Corp
Mack Truck for Zombie Homemaker!
From Coleco's AquaLab _Sixth Contact_ Playset line.

Are you ready to crush your friends? Then you're ready for:
French Horn for Gambling Mrs. Sanitation Engineer!
From Atari's Susie Hoo League line.
John Stamos reminds you "Smoke Cheetos".

It's Squooshy Love Doctor Eats! New, from Raytheon Group.
Some restrictions apply.

It's Fritz the Cat! New from Marx.
Some assembly required.

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Cheers,
Joe Provo