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It's Captain Mauve! New from New England TelephoneCorp.
Commander Havoc pleads, "I'm captive in Bad Guy Strikebusters Underground Laboratory! Help me!"

The latest from Parker Aunts!
Awwwwwww Yeeeeeah Hovercraft for Happy Fun Ball!
Ren and Stimpy remind you "Call our 900 number".

It's Zombie Big Red! New from Coleco.
Some assembly required.

Are you ready to crush your enemies? Then you're ready for:
Worm-Skin Hat for Undead Hair Stylist!
From SRI, LLC's Yak-Gang and friends.
AEJ says "Computers are Hard".

It's Drunk Byron Allen with Kung-Fu Grip! New, from Sirius Cybernetics, Inc..

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