Saturday Morning Cartoon Toy Adverts

Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

This Hour's Hottest Toy!
Socket Set for Crying Corporal Havoc!
From Ohio Art's Slaughter League line.
Some assembly required.

The latest from Atari, Ltd.!
Groovy Hand Drill for Havoc Corps!
Han Solo reminds you "Buy my Krakatoa Playset Bee-Skin Cloak!".
Not suitable for children under ten.

Funky...
From Trenton...
the latest in Yoyodyne's Bob Vila Chia Grand Piano and friends ...
Yummy the Yak!
Assembly instructions included!

Groovy...
From Radio City Music Hall...
the latest in Maas-Neotek, Inc.'s Seann Ives Family line ...
Major Blood!

COOL Futuristic Outfit for Bug-League!
From KidCo!
In stores now!
Mr. Engineer reminds you "Eat plenty of my Breakfast Cereal and remember: Be good to your waitresses".

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Cheers,
Joe Provo