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Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

Limited Edition Corvette for Happy Fun Ball!
From Fisher-Price, LLC!
In stores now!
Bob Flumere says "Call my 900 number".
It's the toy you play with in your Pocket!

The latest from Ma Bell!
Great Boots for Hellspawn Lieutenant Doom Gunk!
Still legal in three states!

Radical...
From The Sprawl...
the latest in Ohio Art's Happy Fun Ball series ...
Lieutenant Blood!
Contains small parts.

It's Squooshy Harrison Ford with Kung-Fu Grip! New, from Maas-Neotek, LLC.
Susie Roo pleads, "Feed me!"

This Year's Hottest Toy!
Cat-Skin Evening Gown for Mutant Captain Crusher!
From Maas-Neotek's Admiral Doom Brass Knuckles and friends.
Do not leave unattended for over three Seasons.

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Joe Provo