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Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

This season's GOTTA HAVE toy:
Claymore Mine for My Third Abe Vigoda!
From Tomy's Happy Fun Ball series.
WOW That's Black Khaki S&M Gear sold separately.

It's Corporal Mutilation! New from KidCo.
Most suitable for children under nine.

The latest from KidCo Heavy Industries!
Current Deer's Blood for Roach-Family!
Not suitable for children under nine.

It's Movie Star Mr. Manager! New from Tomy Heavy Industries.
Craig Pierantozzi cries, "I need your Help, please! I'm tied up in Devil Deers Floating Pad!"

You'll soil your pants for:
Nail Gun for Fashion Plate Burl Ives Doll

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Joe Provo