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Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

Just in time for Discoflux - from Raytheon
Allen Wrench, for Mr. Junkie Gang line
and new 20X-Speed Patrick Duffy!

Not suitable for children under five.

Aw Yeah Lockpick Kit for Garbage Collector Punk-Rocker Outfit!
From HondoTRONIX!
In stores now!
Telemarketer pleads, "Help me! Feed me!"

Just in time for Easter - from XXX, LLC Corp
Happy HamsterDrawn Carriage, for Slaughter Corps line
and new Pron Queen General Slaughter!

Are you ready to crush your enemies? Then you're ready for:
Nail Gun for IPv6 Mr. Billionaire!
From Fisher-Price's Sandra Bullock Souzaphone series.

It's Nasty Mrs. Author Bends! New, from Anatomically Correct Toys.

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Cheers,
Joe Provo