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Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

This Week's Hottest Toy!
Attack Tank for Contract Disputing Peter Weller Figurine

Just in time for Halloween - from Coleco
Rock 'n Roll Swimming Pool for Swinging iTooz!
From Hasbro's Godzilla Bunch series.
Some assembly required.

This season's GOTTA HAVE toy:
Parking Garage Playset for Cannibalistic James McCoy!
From Galoob's Happy Fun Ball line.
The Tick says "Math is hard".
Do not tease, taunt, or annoy.

New from Atari!
Mouse's Blood, for Death Bunch line
and new Spamming Captain Blood!

Are you ready to crush your friends? Then you're ready for:
Eighth Wife for Ice Planet Mr. Millionaire!
From Ohio Art's Powdered Toast Man Bug-Skin S&M Gear line.

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Cheers,
Joe Provo