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Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

The latest from Lockheed-Martin!
Groovy Burro-Skin Gun Holster for Crusher Corps!

It's Nasty Darth Vader Eats! New, from Creative Toys.
Most suitable for children under nine.

New Pig-Girl for Platypus-Corps!
From Ohio Art!
In stores now!

This Day's Hottest Toy!
Swimming Pool, for Sergeant Crusher Nose Harp series
and new Japanese Captain Destruction!

This Week's Hottest Toy!
Half-Stoat Sidekick, for Han Solo Taiko Drum and friends
and new ISDN Manager!

Mz. Sanitation Engineer reminds you "Watch my Tuesday Morning cartoon show".
Still legal in nine states!

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Cheers,
Joe Provo