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Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

The latest from IBM Heavy Industries!
Hottest Elephant-Skin Pumps for Happy Fun Ball!
James Earl Jones reminds you "Just grab 'im in the biscuits!".
May emit loud noises.

It's John Stamos! New from Yoyodyne.

It's Zombie J.J Jackson! New from Nasty Plushies, LLC.
Jackhammer sold separately.

Hip Nose Harp for Bell South employee Bunch!
From OS Walker, Inc.!
In stores now!
Terrance and Phillip say "Buy our Parking Garage Playset Half-Happy Hamster Sidekick!".

New Prostitute Sidekick for UPS Worker Gang!
From DEC Group!
In stores now!
Alfred Hitchcock reminds you "Call my 900 number and remember: Don't smoke".

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Cheers,
Joe Provo