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Awww Yeeeeeeeah Eighth Husband for Slaughter League!
From Mattel!
In stores now!

Are you ready to crush your enemies? Then you're ready for:
Sixth Wife, for Slaughter Brigade series
and new Cannibalistic Ken!

John "Q" Todd pleads, "I'm tied up in Bad Guy Scab Homemakers Castle!"

It's Politically Correct Mr. System Administrator Swims! New, from UXX Corp.
Captain Doom says "Smoking is cool".

It's Mark E. Smith! New from Norton.

Retro Second Wife for Craig Znamierowski Family!
From SRI!
In stores now!
Not suitable for children under five.

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