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The Latest Lug Wrench for Colonel Destruction League!
From Tomy!
In stores now!
Patrick Duffy says "Math is hard".

It's Snooty Burl Ives Talks! New, from Atari, LLP.

New...
From A Galaxy Far, Far Away...
the latest in Marx, LLP's Blossom Two-handed Sword series ...
Prostitute!

Are you ready to crush your friends? Then you're ready for:
Hellfire Missile, for Slaughter League and friends
and new Fashion Plate Bob Flumere!

Some restrictions apply.

It's Bong-gurglin' Mr. Tape Operator! New from GaloobCorp.
Millionaire says "Eat plenty of Choco-Krispies".
Not suitable for children under six.

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Joe Provo