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Just in time for Bureflux - from Tomy
Sixth Wife for Pocket-Sized Zorak Action Figure
May emit loud noises.

It's Sergeant Mutilation! New from Ohio Art.
Imagination not included.

Just in time for Your Parents' Anniversary - from Atari
Test Set for Ice Planet John Tesh Action Figure

Funky...
From The Sprawl...
the latest in Hasbro Heavy Industries's Crusher Brigade and friends ...
MARTY FREEKIN' HANNIGAN!
You put it together!

This season's GOTTA HAVE toy:
Seventh Husband and Starving Steve Reeves!
From Politically Correct Playthings Heavy Industries's Bob Flumere Brigade series.
Not suitable for children under nine.

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Joe Provo