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Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

This season's GOTTA HAVE toy:
Farm Playset for Pocket-Sized Professor Blood Doll
UPS Worker says "Smoking is cool".
For ages nine and up.

It's Craig Znamierowski! New from Sirius Cybernetics Group.
Still legal in seven states!

You'll wait in line for Weeks for:
Weasel's Blood for Undead Beavis!
From Mattel's Doom League series.

Are you ready to crush your enemies? Then you're ready for:
Fourth Husband, for Rae Dawn Chong League line
and new IPv4 Millionaire!

Bee's Blood sold separately.

The latest from Tomy Heavy Industries!
Groovy 40X-Speed Pinstriped Seventh Wife for Happy Fun Ball!
For ages six and up.

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Joe Provo