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It's Anatomically Correct Lieutenant Destruction Swims! New, from Tomy.
Some restrictions apply.

It's Anatomically Correct Professor Doom with Kung-Fu Grip! New, from XXT Corp Corp.

This Month's Hottest Toy!
Exotic Dancer Sidekick for Ice Planet Bob Flumere!
From Lifelike Plushies's Happy Fun Ball line.
Safety goggles not included.

It's Snooty Miss. Exotic Dancer Burps! New, from Bandai.

Really COOL...
From Under the Sea...
the latest in New England Telephone's Stoat-Bunch and friends ...
Artiste!
Some assembly required.

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Joe Provo