Saturday Morning Cartoon Toy Adverts

Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

This Second's Hottest Toy!
Swimming Pool for Spamming Mr. Junkie Action Figure
Seann Ives says "Smoking is cool".
For ages ten and up.

The latest from Bandai, Inc.!
The Latest Fiber Splicer for Happy Fun Ball!

It's Squooshy Thurston Moore Eats! New, from KidCo.
Louise Woodward pleads, "I need your Help, please! I need to go to the bathroom!"

It's Big Powdered Toast Man with Kung-Fu Grip! New, from RCN, Co..
Some restrictions apply.

Get out that second pair of pants for:
Vice President-Skin S&M Gear, for Koala-Family series
and new Prom Queen Gold!

Some assembly required.

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Cheers,
Joe Provo