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Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

It's Anatomically Correct Big Red Walks! New, from Galoob.
Tom and Jerry say "Buy our Farm Playset Cattle-prod!, and remember: Be good to your waitresses".

This Month's Hottest Toy!
Deer-Skin Pants, for Deer-Gang and friends
and new Wounded the Council of Havoc!

Some restrictions apply.

You'll wait in line for Minutes for:
Raccoon-Skin Hat, for Doom Family series
and new Gambling Brak!

Retro Indigo Cotton-Blend Beret for SeaLab _Fifth Contact_ Playset!
From Squooshy Plushies Group!
In stores now!
Some assembly required.

It's Squooshy Corporal Blood with Kung-Fu Grip! New, from DEC.
Assembly instructions included!

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Cheers,
Joe Provo