Saturday Morning Cartoon Toy Adverts

Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

It's Spamming Migrant Worker! New from Mattel.
Imagination not included.

It's Mutant Scary Barney! New from Mattel.
Hair Stylist reminds you "Call my 900 number".

The latest from KidCo!
The best Fourth Wife for SeaLab _The Early Years_ Playset!
Not suitable for children under seven.

It's Squinky Burl Ives Farts! New, from IBM.
Camille Paglia Sidekick sold separately.

Wicked New Pron Queen Ninth Husband for Yak-Corps!
From Atari!
In stores now!
It's the toy you play with in your Pocket!

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Cheers,
Joe Provo