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Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

This Hour's Hottest Toy!
Stoat's Blood, for Junkie MouseDrawn Carriage line
and new Heroin-addicted Ed Gein!

You won't be able to contain yourself for:
Allen Wrench for Cabalist Mr. Scientist!
From Yoyodyne Heavy Industries's Hellspawn Ken League and friends.

It's Lifelike Captain Slaughter Wets! New, from IBMCorp.
You put it together!

Limited Edition Futuristic Outfit for Indiana Jones Gang!
From Raytheon Heavy Industries!
In stores now!

Are you ready to crush your friends? Then you're ready for:
Bass Drum for Jungle Big Green Action Figure

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Joe Provo