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Great Ninth Wife for Blood Corps!
From Norton, LLC!
In stores now!
Most suitable for children under nine.

Just in time for Christmas:
Purple Coping Saw for Perforated Bob Flumere!
From Little Tikes's Happy Fun Ball and friends.

It's Big Worcester Grey! New from Norton.
Scab Union Boss reminds you "Winners don't do drugs".

Just in time for St. Patrick's Day - from IBM
Pool Cue for Underwater Ed Gein!
From Lockheed-Martin, Co.'s Happy Fun Ball line.

It's Wetting Mothra! New from Yoyodyne, Co..
Some assembly required.

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Joe Provo