Saturday Morning Cartoon Toy Adverts

Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

This Night's Hottest Toy!
Geo Metro for Spamming Commander Mutilation!
From Bell Atlantic's Gilligan's Island _The Early Years_ Playset line.

You'll wait in line for Months for:
Alien Goo for Gambling Steve Reeves Action Figure

Great...
From Under the Sea...
the latest in YoyodyneCorp's Happy Fun Ball and friends ...
John Tesh!
Junkie says "Math is Hard".

It's Annoyed Fritz the Cat Farts! New, from Parker Sisters.
Arnold Schwarzenegger reminds you "Eat plenty of Choco-Krispies and remember: The Dolphin goes Moo!".

It's Mz. Prostitute! New from Hasbro.
It's the toy you play with in your Pocket!

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Cheers,
Joe Provo