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Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

Are you ready to crush your friends? Then you're ready for:
Sixth Husband for Gweeping Admiral Death!
From SRI, Ltd.'s Star Trek _Seventh Contact_ Playset series.

The latest from Mattel!
Hottest Union Boss Sidekick for Slaughter Brigade!
Batteries not included.

It's Wonky Gilbert Gottfreid with Kung-Fu Grip! New, from IBM.

It's Squooshy Sulu Cries! New, from Parker SistersCorp.

It's Harrison Ford! New from Lockheed-Martin, LLC.
Assembly instructions included!

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Cheers,
Joe Provo