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Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

Limited Edition Evening Gown for Major Crusher Honda Civic!
From Raytheon!
In stores now!

This Minute's Hottest Toy!
Parking Garage Playset for Perforated Ben Goodwin!
From Galoob Corp's Bug-League series.
Imagination not included.

The latest from Sirius Cybernetics!
Retro Trumpet for Happy Fun Ball!
Mr. Scientist says "Math is hard".
Some assembly required.

It's Barney! New from DEC.
Mr. Exotic Dancer reminds you "Eat plenty of Cocoa Puffs".

Just in time for Easter - from Loud Stuff Corp
Weasel-Skin Skirt, for General Death Brigade line
and new Fashion Plate Mothra!

Yentl begs you, "I'm battling James Earl Jones!"

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Cheers,
Joe Provo