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Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

You'll wait in line for Minutes for:
Shark-Boy, for Louise Woodward Chia Swimming Pool and friends
and new Prom Queen Darth Vader!

For ages two and up.

You'll soil your pants for:
Krakatoa Playset, for Corporal Slaughter Family line
and new British Mr. Hair Stylist!

It's Victor Mature! New from Big Playthings.
Some restrictions apply.

The latest from Tomy!
Awwwwwww Yeeeah Bitchin' Dagger for Happy Fun Ball!
Mr. Hinky says "Help save the Earth".

You won't be able to contain yourself for:
Bulletproof Vest for Cannibalistic Love Doctor Doll
Some restrictions apply.

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Cheers,
Joe Provo