Saturday Morning Cartoon Toy Adverts

Turn the volume ALL THE WAY UP! Here are a few WORDS from our SPONSORS before returning to more ANIMATED VIOLENCE and PRODUCT TIE-IN!

It's Loud Captain Crusher Walks! New, from Telephone Company Heavy Industries.

Limited Edition Nose Harp for Happy Fun Ball!
From Poopy Toyz!
In stores now!
Assembly instructions included!

New...
From Radio City Music Hall...
the latest in Tomy, Co.'s Blood Corps line ...
Blood Lace!

It's Squinky Ed Gein Farts! New, from KidCo Group.
For ages two and up.

This Month's Hottest Toy!
Batteries, for Dolphin-League line
and new Rock 'n Roll Darth Vader!

Itchy and Scratchy say "Collect all two, and remember: Save The Children".

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Joe Provo